Best Chat Up Line You Have Heard??

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Pearls said:
Oi luv will you peel my spuds..... I am not kidding you @Admin :whistle::whistle:
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This is spot on... @Pearls actually worked for me years ago and we were being very flirty and fun during work and yeah this is how it went :lol:
Mind you, we were so randy for each other before we even started anything.. One day I was busy chopping some veg and she came up behind me and slapped my backside, I jumped and ended up with half of my finger hanging off! :eek: yes genuinely..
Got up to hospital, Pearls kindly took me up of course.. :love: ;) and wanted to watch the whole surgery. Not nice but left a whopping scar!
And two years later (or so) after getting things going and moving in together, we married. :)

scrunchymuffet said:
I had a guy in club asking me what roast I liked of he was taking me to meet his mother the next day (sunday) . I ran a bloody mile :eek: lol xxx
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Wowzers.. He wasn't backwards in coming forwards then!
Mind as mentioned, perhaps he wanted a spit roast ;) :D xx
 
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This is spot on... @Pearls actually worked for me years ago and we were being very flirty and fun during work and yeah this is how it went :lol:
Mind you, we were so randy for each other before we even started anything.. One day I was busy chopping some veg and she came up behind me and slapped my backside, I jumped and ended up with half of my finger hanging off! :eek: yes genuinely..
Got up to hospital, Pearls kindly took me up of course.. :love: ;) and wanted to watch the whole surgery. Not nice but left a whopping scar!
And two years later (or so) after getting things going and moving in together, we married. :)



Wowzers.. He wasn't backwards in coming forwards then!
Mind as mentioned, perhaps he wanted a spit roast ;) :D xx
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Awwww that's lovely guys. So sweet xxxx.

And yeah....he had no chance lol. I ran very fast out of the club lol xxx
 
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The one that worked on me, was "have you finished yet?".
Mrs 2of us and I were flat-sharing, (she HAD been going out with/living with my flatmate/landlord until he did the sorry on her and moved in with his ex ... she carried on tenting what had been "their room", and a month later (Xmas Eve 1990), I was in MY room wrapping Xmas presents for my 3 sons, when I heard "have you finished yet?" ... turned round, and I'm the doorway was this gorgeous young creature (she was 3 weeks short of 19), in nothing but a sussie-belt, stockings and heels .... I finished wrapping the , presents at about 5am, when I woke up lol!!!!! Santa didn't seem to mind the presents being late :)
 
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