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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
 
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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
 
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Man walks into the bar he was at the night previously, goes up to the barman and says "Hey, that alcohol you sold me last night made me blow chunks."

So the barman frowns, looks confused and replies, "Well sometimes alcohol makes you blow chunks, it's nothing to worry about."

The guy shakes his head, "No no no, you don't understand. See, chunks is my dog."
 
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Man walks into the bar he was at the night previously, goes up to the barman and says "Hey, that alcohol you sold me last night made me blow chunks."

So the barman frowns, looks confused and replies, "Well sometimes alcohol makes you blow chunks, it's nothing to worry about."

The guy shakes his head, "No no no, you don't understand. See, chunks is my dog."
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Why did God give men penis's?

So they'd have at least one way of shutting up a woman :D
 
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