Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

Lips_Pearls said:

Got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?

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Used this one back in the day. But mostly I'd just talk say hello ask about the woman. Show her interest although you look at her attributes you look at her in her eyes and talk not look at her tits. Tits are amazing but never heard them talk.

The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning

Pearls said:

That's the worst

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#agreed x

Celtic_Warrior said:

The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning

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I like mine with a kiss. ...

Looby&Lew said:

I like mine with a kiss. ...

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Best come back was unfertilized

Pearls said:

@Admin used that on me

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Lips_Pearls said:

That’s what I asked you!












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Clearly that chat up line worked then

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Lips_Pearls said:

It did. 20 years into it.

I could have been out by now like.

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She picked the fertilised option didn't she? Ermm

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Will you be my bread to my jam

Lips_Pearls said:

No comment. Although I am a jaffa
At least I have NO worries.

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Me too . On the very morning I found out about the last pregnancy, I booked an appointment at the doctors

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Lips_Pearls said:

LOL!
If there’s been a ‘scare’ here and there I often look at @Pearls in a chilling, glaring look as it happens....

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I'll bet

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Lips_Pearls said:

Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich? x

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I was gonna go down the spreading you route

Lips_Pearls said:

Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich? x

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Ooh ooh can I do the spreading .

Lips_Pearls said:

Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich? x

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Now what a privilege that would be

Lips_Pearls said:

Why thank you naughty lady and likewise. x

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Have we done the age old
'Get your coat you've pulled'

uk2002 said:

Have we done the age old
'Get your coat you've pulled'

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If we're doing classics, how about "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"