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Childrens Muddled Words

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Deleted member 1402, 25 June 2016.

  1. Calling stabilisers 'save-ya-lifers', hot chocolate 'hot cock' and pins and needles 'pens and noodles', your little ones have said the funniest things. Do your kids get their words jumbled up?

    I used to work in a nursery and one child used to say 'cock porn' instead of popcorn!
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  2. My eldest could never say hoover.....he used to say oooo vere it made him sound like a french man lol.
    Youngest could never say balloon....his version was a ba la loon.
    Not as funny as above but it was cute to hear em lol xxx
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  3. Ba La loon I've had my cousin say that when he was 2, for years he said it!
  4. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    I'm not a kid but I still get my words wrong, being tongues tied can make so a things difficult to say.
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  5. I'd find that quite adorable!
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  6. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    Being tongue tied is adorable it is a pain in the bum, well tongue really (sometimes) but sure you get what I am saying.
  7. Brilliant. My mum once asked for a fanny switch in her bathroom. The guy didnt know what to say hahah xx
  8. My mum calls them pompys or pompadoms too lol.

    Pmsl kimono hahahah xx
  9. Meandlis

    Meandlis Admin Admin Sprtr

    Not quite what they say, but my daughter once said she'd drawn me a picture and, across the top, she'd written "you and some animows" - for those of you not versed in the cockney accent, it was me and some animals. That's how my Dagenham daughters talk :D
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