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Discussion in 'All About Swinging' started by BlancoGoGo, 9 June 2016.
You wanna pic
You’ve sent me loads already
Dick pic warning !
I know but the hey I'm trying. Hows about a cock pic with tape measures, can of coke, holding it by the balls end so it looks longer, original thinking eh wot
Remote and you’re on
Or covering it up with donuts
Everyone knows, you stick the first 6" of the tape measure up your arse!
We use a much more high tech,21st century way of measurement; Apple devices, using the longest edge : iPhone (normal) lower end of average, iPhone plus higher end of average (I call this the goldilocks cock - just right), iPad Mini Well Endowed, iPad Pro VWE, MacBook Pro - Pornstar legend / liar liar pants on fire.
I'm sure there are Android / Windows / Nokia equivalents available
Ooo yeah if I use this one I reckon you will be well impressed.
Go on then
Yeah ok, when I can find it, lost me glasses.
No worries, found it.
Don't be down on dick-pics, maybe we should encourage them! The humble dick-pic provides a superb first line filter and saves vast amounts of time.
I mean; think about all the trouble you might have to go through, messaging back and forth with some new chap with a handsome face on his profile, maybe arrange a social, travel miles, only to find he's a brainless Neanderthal when you he there.
A simple dick-pic saves all of that! If a guy has chosen his cock to represent the best he has to offer, he's either butt-ugly or a moron; either way ignore/block him at once and move on.
Admin, can we have a filter please, that allows us to automatically ignore any profiles with dick-pics?
Its is a great filter for sure
I must admit, I don't think I've seen a cock avatar on the forums here - yet! Which is quite refreshing.
I find it quite hard (no pun intended) if there's a serious debate or topic being discussed, to take anyone, who has a cock pic as an avatar seriously.
There aren't many here; the moron count is far lower than on....some other sites.
I know its like a trip to the countryside after being stuck in a crowded city. We'll try not to lower the tone too much