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Discussion in 'Fantasy & Story Forums' started by Colin, 21 November 2016.

  1. Colin

    Colin PV Sprtr

    To the tune of My Favourite Things from Sound of Music

    Black leather underwear
    Red Velvet knickers
    Pictures of chorus girls
    Naked with vicars
    Plastic vibrators and garters that sting
    These are a few of my favourite things

    Lotions and potions that help you to grow up
    Lifelike young ladies you send for then blow up
    Naked young chambermaids tied up with strings
    These are a few of my favourite things

    When the whip bites
    When the lash stings
    When I'm feeling sad
    I simply remember my favourite things
    And then I don't feel so bad.

    naked in my shed with Viagra for tea
    meet the fockers half naked and chained to the settee
    Cumming like mad as I adjust my cock ring
    These are a few of my favourite things

    Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
    Dildoes and butt plugs to stuff up your assholes
    Enema pipes and pussy pumps all dripping with cum
    These are a few of my favourite things.
     
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  2. Lol i dont know whether to say thankyou.. or run kicking and screaming :D

    Looks like i got my ode.. after all :rofl: x
     
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  3. @Colin all joking apart, although unexpected, brilliant.. it certainly made me smile. X
     
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  4. Colin

    Colin PV Sprtr

    Thank you glad you wasn't offended by me putting your name in :)
     
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  5. Not at all, I'm quite flattered. X
     
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