Have I Got News For You..

[Lips_Pearls]

Not every day hum drum, boring news. But perhaps a thread for funny, slightly contentious or laughable news. x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

So here’s two to get you going;

1, Woman advertising faggots at Fanny's Café banned from Google over 'offensive' language - Woman selling faggots at Fanny's Café banned from Google

2, Fireman Sam is getting the boot for being, a man, ; https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/11/fireman-sam-axed-lincolnshire-fire-rescue-male-10720805/

 

[Lips_Pearls]

No one? No news? No replies even. Sheesh....
And they reckon the crowd for Harry & Meghan are tough..

The latest iPhone is triggering trypophobia reports are claiming.






Apple iPhone 11 Pro camera triggers trypophobia – fear of small holes | Metro News

Any links I post are what I could find at the time, related to the latest news.

 

[Pearls]

What about post man pat and his black and white cat. He’s gone too

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Im so far behind on any news reports .. otherwise i'd post a reply x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Im so far behind on any news reports .. otherwise i'd post a reply x

Oh it could be anything odd, funny or different you’ve read etc or heard.
And isn’t that a reply? x

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Mum 'marries' a tree in front of family and now plans to change her name
Heres a wacky one

 

[Pearls]

Mum 'marries' a tree in front of family and now plans to change her name
Heres a wacky one

Wtf

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Wtf

I take it you dont fancy it then
Oooo wonder if @Therapon would

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I can't find a link to it and it more funny in a hindsight kinda way but,

About 10 years or so ago the (old) Yorkshire Tourism Board announced that it would no longer support professional cycling in the county because it was no commercial or tourism benefit from it.

 

[fincon]

OK, since I spent part of my writing-for-radio digging out those quirky and odd stories suitable for gags…

The best ones were never the inherently funny ones, just the quirky ones you could hang a gag on.

So here are some I just found.

More than a million people in the UK are named after a Disney character

Volunteers polish giant’s erection by hand

Rabbits pictured surfing on sheep's backs to escape rising floodwaters

New Jersey Woman Fell Asleep in Her Parked Car, Woke to Find It Missing

And there’s always Florida, dear Florida, for a weird one…

Florida Burglar Breaks Into Home To Make Breakfast, Tells Resident ‘Go Back To Sleep’

 

[Therapon]

Firm liable for business trip death during sex

 

[Colin]

Mum 'marries' a tree in front of family and now plans to change her name
Heres a wacky one

What to mrs Laurel Woods lol

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Morning campers

There’s a new version of Monopoly where women get more money than men to teach kids about the gender pay gap.

Makers of the game Hasbro said they want to celebrate female empowerment.

It’s the first time in the history of the game that a new character appears on the front of the box.

Ms Monopoly is a real estate mogul, with a coffee cup labelled with ‘boss’ while the traditional Mr Monopoly stands behind her.


Ms Monopoly is new version of game where women make more money than men | Metro News

When Ms passes ‘Go’ she collects £250, while Mr gets £200. Such fun! x

 

[Pearls]

Morning campers

There’s a new version of Monopoly where women get more money than men to teach kids about the gender pay gap.

Makers of the game Hasbro said they want to celebrate female empowerment.

It’s the first time in the history of the game that a new character appears on the front of the box.

Ms Monopoly is a real estate mogul, with a coffee cup labelled with ‘boss’ while the traditional Mr Monopoly stands behind her.


Ms Monopoly is new version of game where women make more money than men | Metro News

When Ms passes ‘Go’ she collects £250, while Mr gets £200. Such fun! x

Wtf are we coming too. Men need to stand up to being discriminated against. equal rights and all that

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Morning campers

There’s a new version of Monopoly where women get more money than men to teach kids about the gender pay gap.

Makers of the game Hasbro said they want to celebrate female empowerment.

It’s the first time in the history of the game that a new character appears on the front of the box.

Ms Monopoly is a real estate mogul, with a coffee cup labelled with ‘boss’ while the traditional Mr Monopoly stands behind her.


Ms Monopoly is new version of game where women make more money than men | Metro News

When Ms passes ‘Go’ she collects £250, while Mr gets £200. Such fun! x

Ùnbelievable!!

 

[Stew]

So here’s two to get you going;

1, Woman advertising faggots at Fanny's Café banned from Google over 'offensive' language - Woman selling faggots at Fanny's Café banned from Google

2, Fireman Sam is getting the boot for being, a man, ; https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/11/fireman-sam-axed-lincolnshire-fire-rescue-male-10720805/

Nobody makes doughnut like Fanny’s !

and poor fireman Sam replaced by two tubes of lube !

 

[Pearls]

Nobody makes doughnut like Fanny’s !

and poor fireman Sam replaced by two tubes of lube !

Shocking in it. In the news today a woman has slammed the beeb for scrapping fireman Sam because if it wasn’t for the show her little boy wouldn’t have phoned 999 when they had an emergency situation. She feels it’s educational for children. I think it’s pathetic tbh

 

[Stew]

Shocking in it. In the news today a woman has slammed the beeb for scraping fireman Sam because if it wasn’t for the show her little boy wouldn’t have phoned 999 when they had an emergency situation. She feels it’s educational for children. I think it’s pathetic tbh

Too many bloody snowflakes interfering in stuff they know nothing about !! If it wasn’t for Andy Pandy , teddy , and looby Lou I would never have found kink !

 

[Pearls]

Too many bloody snowflakes interfering in stuff they know nothing about !! If it wasn’t for Andy Pandy , teddy , and looby Lou I would never have found kink !

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And rainbow

 

[Stew]

And rainbow

Bill and Ben and Wee’d got me into watersports!!!

 

[Pearls]

Bill and Ben and Wee’d got me into watersports!!!

Don’t say anymore

 

[Stew]

Don’t say anymore

Zippyd xx

 

[Stew]

Two women squeeze onto small mobility scooter and casually cruise into town

 

[Pearls]

Two women squeeze onto small mobility scooter and casually cruise into town

Where is health and safety
Did you see the article where about 30 people got out of a corsa or fiesta