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Discussion in 'General Chats' started by Lips_Pearls, 11 September 2019.

  1. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Not every day hum drum, boring news. But perhaps a thread for funny, slightly contentious or laughable news. :D x
     
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  4. Pearls

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    What about post man pat and his black and white cat. He’s gone too :rolleyes:
     
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  5. debE

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    Im so far behind on any news reports o_O.. otherwise i'd post a reply x
     
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  6. Lips_Pearls

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    Oh it could be anything odd, funny or different you’ve read etc or heard.
    And isn’t that a reply? :D x
     
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  7. Pearls

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  8. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    I take it you dont fancy it then :lol:
    Oooo wonder if @Therapon would :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  9. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    I can't find a link to it and it more funny in a hindsight kinda way but,

    About 10 years or so ago the (old) Yorkshire Tourism Board announced that it would no longer support professional cycling in the county because it was no commercial or tourism benefit from it.
     
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  10. fincon

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    OK, since I spent part of my writing-for-radio digging out those quirky and odd stories suitable for gags…

    The best ones were never the inherently funny ones, just the quirky ones you could hang a gag on.

    So here are some I just found.

    More than a million people in the UK are named after a Disney character

    Volunteers polish giant’s erection by hand

    Rabbits pictured surfing on sheep's backs to escape rising floodwaters

    New Jersey Woman Fell Asleep in Her Parked Car, Woke to Find It Missing

    And there’s always Florida, dear Florida, for a weird one…

    Florida Burglar Breaks Into Home To Make Breakfast, Tells Resident ‘Go Back To Sleep’


     
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  12. Lips_Pearls

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    Morning campers :D

    There’s a new version of Monopoly where women get more money than men to teach kids about the gender pay gap.

    Makers of the game Hasbro said they want to celebrate female empowerment.

    It’s the first time in the history of the game that a new character appears on the front of the box.

    Ms Monopoly is a real estate mogul, with a coffee cup labelled with ‘boss’ while the traditional Mr Monopoly stands behind her.


    Ms Monopoly is new version of game where women make more money than men | Metro News

    When Ms passes ‘Go’ she collects £250, while Mr gets £200. Such fun! :D x
     
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  13. Pearls

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    Wtf are we coming too. Men need to stand up to being discriminated against. equal rights and all that :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  14. debE

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    Ùnbelievable!!:eek:
     
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  15. Stew

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  16. Pearls

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    Shocking in it. In the news today a woman has slammed the beeb for scrapping fireman Sam because if it wasn’t for the show her little boy wouldn’t have phoned 999 when they had an emergency situation. She feels it’s educational for children. I think it’s pathetic tbh :rolleyes:
     
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  17. Stew

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    Too many bloody snowflakes interfering in stuff they know nothing about !! If it wasn’t for Andy Pandy , teddy , and looby Lou I would never have found kink !

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  18. Pearls

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    And rainbow :rofl:
     
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  19. Stew

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    Bill and Ben and Wee’d got me into watersports!!!
     
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  20. Pearls

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    Don’t say anymore :rofl:
     
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  21. Stew

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    Zippyd xx
     
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