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If Sex Was A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up For ????

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sammy, 18 October 2018.

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  2. Baldrick

    Baldrick PV Sprtr

    Maximum sentence minus 3 years (y). I'm too lazy to add it all up :rofl:

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  3. meandlis

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  4. Oohhh let me see because I'm such a good :innocent: i would probably get of with a light sentence :flutter: one year for me :whistle:
     
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  5. debE

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    65 ouch xx
     
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  6. Lovernotfighter

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    Looks like i'm being locked up for 27 years, unless floggers and rope count as toys then its a nice round 30
     
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  7. Lips_Pearls

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  8. Baldrick

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    You missed some zero's off Lou :whistle:;)

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  9. Maximum sentence for us both opps....but it was worth it your honour xxx
     
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  10. meandlis

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    It's quite ironic that I got 69 :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Tiger

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    If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind! Then give me the electric chair :whistle:
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  12. Hey hey how rude :whistle:
     
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  13. Does that have a flake n chocolate sauce :whistle:
     
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  14. GeoffRy

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    Well we both ended up with 66 years. We will serve together and never get let out.
     
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  15. fincon

    fincon PV Sprtr

    Sadly, I suspect I’d be released for ‘ridiculously good behaviour’ :-/
     
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  16. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    26 .... I need to get out more :palm:
     
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  17. Leonidas480

    Leonidas480 PV Sprtr

    Only 21 years... still young enough to earn another sentence when I get out :rofl:
     
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  18. Vanezza

    Vanezza PV Sprtr

    32 years ooops :rofl::rofl:


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  19. Oh I doubt that
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  20. Does recording on your phone equal a sex tape?!!! Top marks if it does :eek::sneaky::whistle::lol: xx
     
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  21. Sure does
    Full house !
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  22. Vanezza

    Vanezza PV Sprtr

    Only one I missed was sex before 18. Had a great time catching up though (y)

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  23. The-Gent

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    Has long as you have a good solicitor you will get off x
     
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  24. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    Ermmm 51 years....:X3::D
     
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