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It's The Little Things In Life That Make Me Laugh

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Looby&Lew, 2 January 2016.

  1. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    As we are still in post hangover mode from New Year, I thought maybe something light-hearted to starts us off!

    Now for those of you who know me a little, you will be fully aware that shopping of any description is not really my thing and as such it usually results in a rant.:D However, this morning it resulted in a chuckle!

    I went to the self-service checkout put my one item through the till and was told by this machine that there was a 'surprising' item in the bagging area.:rofl: I wasn't surprised, I put it there! It wasn't an unusual item, it was a loaf of granary bread. I'm sure that I am not the only person who eats granary bread. What would have been 'surprising' was if it was a jar of Marmite :eek::eek: but that has a separate thread all of its own.

    What are the little things that make you laugh? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  2. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    Those damned self checkouts.. I can't stand them! Plus it means people lose jobs. Grr.
    Little things that make me laugh?
    Sorry, but it's people having accidents.. I mean like walking into glass doors and huge puddles :D
     
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  3. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    :D oh you naughty man! haha :bouncy:
     
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  4. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    I might try this particularly if it's one of those shop assistants who stalk you all the way round as if you're about to steal something.:rofl:
     
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  5. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    Lew likes to ring people up (usually friends as opposed to random strangers) and ask them what they want? Confuses the hell out of them for a few seconds until they realise that he called them and not the other way round. X:whistle::D
     
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  6. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    Oh my.... That's epic! Lew you bad man! :D
    One of my favourites? I am so bad... and hang my head in shame...
    When driving, I will beep at random people in the streets and wave to them shouting hello etc.. :p
     
  7. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    I lew do exactly the same looby and the kids hate it I just can't help it hehe
     
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  8. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    He even does it abroad. At least then I don't keep asking who it is. As a result of his antics I no longer wave to friends and have become a social pariah. Lol - I have now taken solace in the company of weirdos :( (no change there then):rofl:
     
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  9. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    And as for you please do not encourage this behaviour x:eek:
     
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  10. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    haha .... That's fantastic. I am so bad for it myself. :p
    Just cannot resist it sometimes. ;)

    Ommm naughty..
     
  11. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    I'l be honest here, I saw the thread title then the name of the person posting it and assumed the thread was about something else entirely :rolleyes:. Ah what the hell it's the my mind works.

    So back on topic if I'm really bored I love to "correspond" with a few of the fakes off the dark site. It's just fun to have a few messages then turn the tables, well it keeps me amused.
     
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  12. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    As I said it is the little things x:D I love black humour as well although I appreciate it's not everybody's thing :eek:
     
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  13. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    :rofl: Yes, well, no guesses who wrote that is there.....

    Also love watching people wandering around the car park at cheshire oaks trying to remember where they parked. Awful place but some reasonable shops and yes I've "lost" the car myself before now.
     
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  14. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    Yes yes! This is epic... I can't help but laugh loud then.. :D
     
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  15. The-A-Team

    The-A-Team PV Sprtr

    Funnily enough we thought the exact same thing lol xx
     
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  16. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    Oops maybe I should have called it something else lol x I am starting to think I could be getting into all sorts of trouble x:eek:
     
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  17. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    I was shopping in Liverpool this week and went into a shoe shop, saw a pair of shoes I liked so asked them if they had them in my size. The assistant was obviously new and came back to say sorry we have got a size 7 but we do have a size 6 or a size 9 if they would be any good. Couldn't help but smile and say, well, errrr, actually no.
     
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  18. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    I knew I wouldn't be the only one :D
     
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  19. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    And I thought I had weirdness issues.x :rofl::rofl::whistle:
     
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  20. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    Well .........................................................................................you thought right :whistle::D
     
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  21. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    Mm be careful I can read somewhat better than I can write I know this because looby told me :D
     
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  22. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    Well I'm not going to argue with her :rofl: hope your both well :)
     
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  23. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr

    Smart move Mr T x:whistle:
     
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  24. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    Yes I thought so too :):rofl:
     
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  25. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    Haha one way to get out of that one Mr T ;) :D
     
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