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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Meandlis, 23 January 2017.

  1. Meandlis

    Meandlis Admin Admin Sprtr

    No, don't worry, it's not me being all bi (again lol)

    Misheard lyrics.... I was talking to an old friend, the other day, and he reminded me of hearing his mum singing along to The Carpenters 'Calling Occupants (of Interplanetary Craft)' - however, she was singing, with plenty of high-pitched enthusiasm, "Calling octopus of underpants in any craft" :rofl:. When we asked if she really thought Karen Carpenter would sing such words, she just shrugged and said, "they sing about any old nonsense, these days" :D

    So... what have you, or people you know, misheard?
     
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  2. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

    Friend thought the Jam's Eton rifles was Eat your rifles
     
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  3. Meandlis

    Meandlis Admin Admin Sprtr

    My mum once asked a young lad, in town, how his mother was - knowing that she suffered from angina. The lad replied, innocently, "she's OK, but her vagina's been playing her up." :rofl: My mum later told me that she found it funny because "apparently, his mum is 'a bit of a one'!" :eek:
     
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  4. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Every time I hear that Justin Bieber song ... think it goes you can love yourself ....
    I tend to sing .. badly I should add " you can go f*** yourself " :palm::palm:
     
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  5. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Justin Bieber is just rude .... assaulting my ears :D
     
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  6. My daughter used to sing onadooo lalala onadooo

    Abba waterloo.. :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Of course my ickle pixie pie.. :D
     
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  8. I tend to substitute words in songs, it annoys Mrs G a bit too.
    Britney Spears -Toxic, I always sing cock stinks instead of toxic.
    ABBA- Chiquitita ends up Chicken Tikka.
    I'll post more as I remember them
     
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  9. Oh great minds @MP386 i also do this lol.

    God theres been loads of songs that ive made lyrics up for. But right now i cant bloody think of any lol. Will come back to this as i remember them. Xxxx
     
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  10. My ears are alight - The Israelites, Desmond Deckker.
     
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  11. Pearls

    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

    This is epic
     
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  12. There's a whole series on youtube, all very funny - here's one

     
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  13. Meandlis

    Meandlis Admin Admin Sprtr

    I had an ex-girlfriend who was a Brummy rock chick, so Black Sabbath were a sense of civic pride for her. It really used to send her doolally when I sung the opening line of 'Paranoid' as "Finished with my women, cos she wouldn't make me beans on toast" :D
     
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  14. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    That sounds like my kinda party :D
     
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