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We were having a threesome and really enjoying ourselves, when suddenly the other guy made a very LOUD FART!! It cracked us up and we just stopped and he went home with a red face.
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I would say nasty/dirty fingers and nails have killed more of our meets than any other single thing
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We went to a hotel swingers party in Falmouth years ago. A guy turned up to play wearing his gardening clothes with dirty hands and muddy shoes. Some of the couples did play with him! We decided to leave the party.
Christ.
Ok, there was this meet I had a few years ago. Was contacted by this 18 year old kid from Edinburgh who wanted to get together. I was like, dude, you're too young and too far away.
He said he was visiting his parents in Suffolk and I was in London. A daytrip was easily done. Then he sent me a photo and all common sense went out of the window and I agreed to see him the following evening.
So we met in town and had a few drinks, and the conversation was getting increasingly sexual and I thought, I'm in here...
And then he flipped.
Started talking about how he wanted me to beat him. Not a little slap and tickle but to really hit him, make him bleed...
I was like, Uh? You didn't mention any of this before...?
Ended up with him wanting me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him, piss on him and rape him. WTF??!!
Never finished a date before with, "I think you should fuck off now and get your train."
He was only 18. Think what he'd be like with some practice.
Takes a lot to shock me but that did it.
Ok, there was this meet I had a few years ago. Was contacted by this 18 year old kid from Edinburgh who wanted to get together. I was like, dude, you're too young and too far away.
He said he was visiting his parents in Suffolk and I was in London. A daytrip was easily done. Then he sent me a photo and all common sense went out of the window and I agreed to see him the following evening.
So we met in town and had a few drinks, and the conversation was getting increasingly sexual and I thought, I'm in here...
And then he flipped.
Started talking about how he wanted me to beat him. Not a little slap and tickle but to really hit him, make him bleed...
I was like, Uh? You didn't mention any of this before...?
Ended up with him wanting me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him, piss on him and rape him. WTF??!!
Never finished a date before with, "I think you should fuck off now and get your train."
He was only 18. Think what he'd be like with some practice.
Takes a lot to shock me but that did it.
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Having had the not so pleasure of indoor guinea pigs very recently I think you're rightGuess im hanging with the wrong sorts
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I know, you don't do you?You just made me check that id dont. you are a very bad woman! :spank:
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Awe i loves puinea gigs that noise we we we we lol... yes I need to be more particular..Having had the not so pleasure of indoor guinea pigs very recently I think you're right
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You don't look like you'd smell like a hammies cage.Not as im aware but what if people are too embarrassed to tell me??
I'm very sure you don't!!
We had a patient recently he smelt like a hammies cage.
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I was told today about a hamster who had been found, after he'd escaped, under the fridge. The family put him back in his cage, only to become concerned when he didn't run around anymore. Turns out, he'd eaten a fridge magnet and was stuck to the metal cage
That is all.
Omg they are hilarious especially when they start to recognise the fridge door opening and think they're getting veg....they go wildAwe i loves puinea gigs that noise we we we we lol... yes I need to be more particular..
We had an escaped hamster once that ate it's way through the back of one of my kitchen cupboards....the hole is still there xI was told today about a hamster who had been found, after he'd escaped, under the fridge. The family put him back in his cage, only to become concerned when he didn't run around anymore. Turns out, he'd eaten a fridge magnet and was stuck to the metal cage
That is all.
Muahahaha...I was told today about a hamster who had been found, after he'd escaped, under the fridge. The family put him back in his cage, only to become concerned when he didn't run around anymore. Turns out, he'd eaten a fridge magnet and was stuck to the metal cage
That is all.
Poor little Hammy. Ate a magnet chewed him up, now he's fried, the stupid fu..rball.
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I know haha hilarious little things .. xOmg they are hilarious especially when they start to recognise the fridge door opening and think they're getting veg....they go wild
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Omg they are hilarious especially when they start to recognise the fridge door opening and think they're getting veg....they go wild
They sound like stupid animals to me. Think that's one of the few creatures we haven't owned - when I say owned, I mean things the kids have turned up with
