The 'add-a-line' Story Thread

[Deleted member 1030]

An old forums favourite, I know, but it's usually a bit of a laugh. So, after a conversation with @Fortynflirty and @Theotherhalf in the chatroom the other night, I thought we could give it a go. In case you haven't seen one of these before, the rules are that you continue the story with one line of your own. Be as ridiculous, horny and as funny as you like, but try to follow the previous post. I'll start us all off with...

Once upon a time, there was a magic dildo....

 

[Pearls]

That was so magical it made me.....

 

[Therapon]

want to use it every.....

 

[Pearls]

Second of the day as it gives me....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Sweets every time I yell...

 

[Pearls]

Give me more, I want more.....

 

[Therapon]

Jelly babies so that I can....

 

[Pearls]

Rip they're heads off and spit....

 

[Therapon]

out the bodies of those that....

 

[Pearls]

Scream too hard,

 

[Deleted member 1030]

or look at me in a funny way. Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

 

[Pearls]

It was cold and wet so I decided to get a....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

ride to the old...

 

[Pearls]

swinging club down the road and see if I could....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

break the record for...

 

[Pearls]

The biggest orgy I have ever had but with..

 

[Deleted member 1030]

all that had happened that day, I couldn't..

 

[Therapon]

contain myself so i...

 

[Pearls]

Pluck up the courage to..

 

[Therapon]

enter the dungeon and...

 

[Pearls]

Take the risk of being...

 

[Deleted member 1030]

subjected to that most foul of tortures....

 

[Pearls]

And remembering I like my bits in one piece, so...

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I grabbed my superglue...

 

[Therapon]

and some bandages just in case.......