Thing you’ve asked Siri/Alexa and what was your reply? x
WTF does Siri know, you is not ugly. Maybe sub average prettiness but heyho. I AM JOKING. You be one fine woman/man/couple. XxGIf you say to Siri- I see a silhouette of a man
Reply
- scarramoosh scarramoosh can u do the do the fandango thunder bolts and lightning very very frightening me
I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me
From a poor family sparing his life from this monstrosity
Galello galello figero magnifico bismillah let me go
Bismillah let me go
No will not let you go
Will no let you go
No
No
No
No
No
I ask Siri if he thinks I’m sexy
Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder
- wait did Siri just say I’m ugly pffft