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What Crap Joke Was In Your Christmas Cracker Today?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheBrunetteandtheSexToy, 25 December 2016.

  1. Just share them! I hate Christmas cracker jokes but I kinda love them too :)
     
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  2. What do you call a flying elephant?

    A jumbo jet!!!

    Total crap x
     
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  3. Hahahaha!
     
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  4. Another one was
    What is et short for?

    Because he had little legs!!
     
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  5. Ba humbug we didn't have any crackers this year not even opened any presents yet waiting for daughter to come todayX
     
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  6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!:giggle:
     
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  7. Why did the mechanic sleep under his car on xmas eve?

    Because he wanted to wake oily to open his presents.
     
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