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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Deleted member 1402, 20 September 2016.

  1. You and your partner are getting jiggy, when they suddenly let rip really loudly. Worse it smells really bad. They think it's hilarious, how do you react?
     
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  2. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    I don't know what I would do but I'd go bright read with embarrassment
     
  3. Depends if it's a fart or a shart? Either way wouldn't be great- major deal breaker for me. :)
     
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  4. bless ya cotton sox
     
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  5. A shart? Oh heck, that's mingin' :rofl:
     
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  6. What would I do well air freshener springs to mind won't be just sprayed :whistle::whistle: show them the door
     
  7. I'd man up and crack on!
     
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  8. Ditto, must be a military thing lol
     
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  9. Admin

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    agreed ;)
    Agreed :D
     
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  10. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Is this aimed purely at blokes or does it work both ways ??? :confused: :rofl:
     
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  11. Another man to add to my list!
     
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  12. Both ways! I can give a guy a run for his money when it comes to realising wind!
     
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  13. Admin

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    Think it's both ways. Happy with things going both ways :D
     
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  14. Why would you stop if they're enjoying it that much they lose complete control...who cares :whistle: xx
     
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  15. I have actually farted during a Threesome. The guy ignored it but Biba said
    Have you just shit yourself..
    Gotta love her discretion
     
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  16. Carting .......... Cough & fart if you can get the timings right :palm: no one will know lol
     
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  17. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    Winner post right here folks! :D
     
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  18. You can never get the timing right:oops::cautious::whistle:
     
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  19. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    Or worse - expect it to be quieter than it actually is... :X3::cautious:
     
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  20. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    Cotton socks? mine are lyca much more comfy, still I would be embarrassed by a big stinker maybe not by a little puff
     
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  21. Id probably be teally embarrased but laugh it off. Believe me ive had worse things happen lol xxxx
     
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  22. meandlis

    meandlis Admin Admin Sprtr

    Laugh along. May as well.... let's face it, nothing is as ridiculously funny as sex, anyway. If you can't laugh during sex, when can you? :lol:
     
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  23. Since when were lycra socks s thing? :eek:
     
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  24. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    many places sell lyca rich socks
     
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