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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by mrclouse, 18 March 2017.

  1. mrclouse

    mrclouse PV Sprtr

    Happyness without a penis, so let's replace happyness in all the lyrics we know with "a penis"
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  2. is it yours or is it borrowed
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  3. mrclouse

    mrclouse PV Sprtr

    Your eyes take it from me
    I have found
    you can find
    A penis in slavery
  4. Colin

    Colin PV Sprtr

    Good old doddy lol don't think many caught on to that when it was first released lol
  5. Meandlis

    Meandlis PV Sprtr

    The Beatles - A Penis is a Warm Gun :eek:
  6. mrclouse

    mrclouse PV Sprtr

    A penis comes, a penis goes
    Where it goes, no one's knows!
    Whats in store,who can guess?
    It could be .... A penis!
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  7. mrclouse

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    Let him bring you a penis, a penis
    It's hard to come by, i confess
    I'm better at this than a penis,
    If you find it, share it with the rest
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  8. Save what you got , keep it safe, don't ever stop...
    It's nothing more, it's nothing less,
    It's all we got, it's penis, penis
    Oh, it's always been you, it's always been you.....
  9. Bring me Penis, all the while.
    Bring me penis, thats the style.
    In this world where we live,
    There will be a bright penis
    Bring me penis, bring me penis bring...
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  10. Youùuuuu put your left penis in your left penis out..
    In out in out you shake it all about..
    You do the hokey kokie and you turnaround penis bend penis stretch ra ra ra.. :D
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  12. This thread is bringing out the child in me. :D
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  13. mrclouse

    mrclouse PV Sprtr

    Did it's job then
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  14. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Brilliant! :D :rofl:
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  15. It only took him 3hrs :D x
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  16. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Aww bless :D x
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