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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Meandlis, 10 March 2017.

  1. Meandlis

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    ....You go to have a shave and forget to do your face :confused:
     
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  2. Brumcouple2013

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    When your overnight case is full of sex toys but no clothes.
     
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  3. You have to make sure your business and 'fun' contact cards never get mixed up.
     
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  4. You are constantly looking at people and knowing instantly if your partner would be 'in to them'.
     
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  5. You like to guess who is and who isn't a fellow swinger, together in the vanilla world ;)
     
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  6. You attend numerous fancy dress bday parties. And you kids want to know which friend it is
     
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  7. Ahabs

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    When you actually stay up to listen to the neighbours,.. rather than get annoyed at the sleep you're losing :)
     
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  8. Meandlis

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    .... when the postman knocks, you say "meandlis dislikes this post" :confused:
     
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  9. You have more frilly knickers, than bridgettes.. :D
     
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  10. Looby&Lew

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    When clubbing is a more frequent event in your 50s than it ever was in your teens and 20s......
     
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  11. You're having lots of fun :)
     
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  12. You say to your children "We're going out clubbing" and they look at you with disbelief and disgust...
     
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  13. Lovernotfighter

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    When you have Pampas grass planted in your front lawn *all the lols*
     
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  14. Lovernotfighter

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    When you carry two condoms in wallet just in case.
     
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  15. You like Marmite
     
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  16. And your children see them, knowing you've been 'done'. Eeeek!
     
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  17. You unlock your phone at the bar in full view of everyone and the screen hat displays is Social Swinging! lol xx
     
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  18. Your 8 yr old is complaining he never gets invited to fancy dress. Its not fair mummy, I want to go as spiderman :eek:
     
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  19. Bloody nora my mother had pampas grass.. actually thinking about it... she went to a lot of fancy dress parties.. er ok.. holy moly penny drops. :eek: :confused:
     
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  20. tricky-dicky

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    When surrounded by perverts you feel quite at home :cuffs:
     
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  21. There are perverts on here? :eek:
     
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  22. Lovernotfighter

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    :eek: My mum always wanted some, more so after she left my dad
     
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  23. Joanne

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    I wish!
     
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  24. Can't wait to go again, just don't want to walk in not knowing if there will be anyone we know so we'll have someone to at least chat with initially xx
     
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  25. Joanne

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    You actively encourage your partner to shag all your mates
     
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