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[Pearls]

You are getting old when...

Sunlife keep sending you Guaranteed over 50 plans through the door
With free gifts

 

[Terryg]

When someone has to read a menu to you because you've forgotten your glasses (true)..

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Ive been getting posts from Saga since i was in my early 20'sx

 

[Pearls]

Ive been getting posts from Saga since i was in my early 20'sx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When you let out a little bit of wee when you cough, sneeze, blow your nose, laugh or hiccup.

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When you let out a little bit of wee when you cough, sneeze, blow your nose, laugh or hiccup.

And if you do all of the above, at the same time, well you'd better get shares in adult Pampers.

 

[Pearls]

And of you do all of the above, at the same time, well you'd better get shares in adult Pampers.

 

[Lovernotfighter]

When you use the phrase
"Eeeh it's nice to be out but it's nice to get home again"

 

[Therapon]

When you have had as many birthdays as me

 

[Sammy]

When the high heels come off before witching hour and you are carrying flats in a bag

Instead of carrying the heels in your hand at 5.30 in the morning doing the walk of shame
Sx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When you get a card through the post with a Royal seal on the envelope.

 

[Deleted member 9925]

When you get a card through the post with a Royal seal on the envelope.

Doesn't the queen write to all her subjects weekly? Must just be us then

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When you remember sat watching Oliver and Wilbur pissing about in a field with what looks like a big fucking kite saying "that game will never take off"

 

[The-Gent]

When policemen look to young!

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When shit grammar winds you up.

 

[The-Gent]

need to get out more !

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When you don't have to do what others say

 

[The-Gent]

When what others say doesn't matter

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When watching UK Gold and know you haven't seen that particular episode of Bergerac.

 

[Deleted member 3657]

When you realise you never want to holiday in Jersey because of the high crime rate with only one policeman.

 

[The-Gent]

When you talk about starting salaries and remember yours.

 

[Terryg]

When you forget what your

 

[Pearls]

When you do the "oooo aarrrr" when you sit down

 

[Deleted member 6485]

When you keep repeating things several times in a short space of time

 

[The-Gent]

when you get up in morning and you need to walk round getting things moving.