Not really going to get you anywhere. Would you walk into a pub, walk up to a stranger and say that? If you did, you'd be likely to get a slapped face!
Try having a look around the site, see what standards of behaviour are expected before you leap in with, quite frankly, crass posts like that.
Hi, welcome gorgeous, local(ish) lady.
You've joined what is, without doubt, the best and friendliest site of this type on the net.
Hope you have lots of fun
Antogs xx
Hi beautiful and welcome if you need help in anyway were all here to help and friendly staff thats there when you need things sorting out,but the main thing is enjoy the site and enjoy yourself x