Alternative Theories

Let's hear your alternative Theories of films, stories or common misconceptions.

So to kick off and as it's that time of year of commercial enterprise to add £10 extra for a roast dinner I'll start with a Christmas theme.

The male reindeer sheds it's antlers in winter and female reindeer keep theirs, which means Rudolph and the other reindeer that pull on Santa's sledge are all female. Yes, Rudolph is a chick.

You might say for girl power that Santa couldn't deliver all those presents without all the female reindeer, but they're all tied up, in 2 rows being steered by a fat bloke.

Let's hear your alternatives....

Peter Pan....

Let's think for a second.

Peter comes down from Never Never land and takes the children back with him and the parents never see them again. That's because Peter is an angel and Never Never land is heaven and the kids are dead, that's why the parents never see them again.

Sleep well kiddy winks