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Awkward Moments

MOTM

9 November 2015
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All of the meets I have had have been excellent ... to be honest I didn’t actually realise this happened until the lady told me sometime after ...
she had gone in to the bathroom to slip into something more ....sexy .. while waiting her hubby and me were watching “the jungle programme “ as she came out of the bathroom ... we both laughed at the tv I should add ... the evening went very well .....
 
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22 July 2017
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This thread has had me laughing out loud! @DiamondJoe your shares are amazing!!! .....I have said this one before.... But the awkward moment when your partner is taking someone from behind..... While her husband can not perform with me..... And I'm trying to help/get another pair of hands/not take it personally/ wtf do you do!?! The meet ended very promptly!
 
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5 July 2016
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OMG somebody goes to 'slip into something more comfortable' and you sit there watching Celebrity Jungle Thingy .
Sir you need to get priorities sorted out .

B x
 
5 July 2016
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Oh dear. sounds like an absolute nightmare. Maybe he wasn't up for it (pun intended ).
How on earth do you end that situation? Who stops play? You're right, that is awkward.

B x
 
22 July 2017
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Oh dear. sounds like an absolute nightmare. Maybe he wasn't up for it (pun intended ).
How on earth do you end that situation? Who stops play? You're right, that is awkward.

B x
I think seeing his Mrs having a good time and going for it, spooked him! The reality Vs fantasy, was a bit much! He was given so many options to stop it throughout too! We all just stopped play immediately, he had a wobbly (because he couldn't get it up!), they left! ....not the best start for your confidence on a first meet :-!
 
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4 July 2017
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I did a hotel meet with 2 couples. How can I put this delicately...?

Right, so I was a bit late and by the time I got there they'd been at it for a few hours and not just at the sex, there were substances too. The net result was, when I arrived I was the only person in the room able to maintain an erection. Dunno, might have been awkward in certain circles but I was like a pig at the trough

"Well, if no one else is going to...?"
 

MOTM

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2 February 2018
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I remember the first meet I had , I got chatting to this lovely couple who drove about 30 miles to meet me, I was so excited, I got in the bath gave myself a good scrub had a nice shave upstairs and down below and was waiting with anticipation. They turned up we had a few drinks a chat and then we went to the bedroom, her partner just wanted to watch which was ok with me as we had already discussed this . Then it happened or didn't happen as it goes my penis would not get hard OMG I was so embarrassed instead of wanting her to swallow me up I wanted the ground to swallow me up. She tried everything to get me hard but eventually she gave up. I could see the disappointment on their faces. What happened next is true I'm not just saying this , I got hold of my penis and it looked at me with its weeping eye and I told it exactly what I thought of it I gave it a proper bollocking for letting me down and making me look stupid , I told it if it ever did that again I would get it pierced without numbing it ,it took it on board because it has never done that to me since, I never heard from that couple again lol .
 
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When i was swinging with a partner we went to meet a lovely guy who we had been talking to for a good while. We chatted...had a few drinks and went upstairs. We got naked....im on my knees...started giving the guy oral....within 30seconds.....bang....he'd cum. After an hr of trying it was plain to see that, that was him done and we ended up leaving and instead had a dirty weekend away lol. We remained friends with the guy. Was just a little awkward at the time...but i felt for him. These things happen xxxxx
 
26 July 2016
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Think our most embarrassing meet was last summer. We arranged to meet for a drink first then if all happy back to ours. Well to say the pics they had sent us looked about 30 years old and 5 stone heavier. Thankfully we met in the beer garden so we could tell them that nothing would be happening further from this meeting and that when we had finished our drinks we would be leaving. Things got quite frosty after that.
 

Arb

3 September 2017
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@BoltonBiFemCpl i never know why people do that, I arranged to meet someone last year in a local park for a nice walk in the sun and a drink. When turned up I walked straight past her as she looked nothing like her pic which was very awkward.

But we did end up having the walk and a drink, met a few times and still chat from time to time.


There was also the time in my early 20’s when I met a much older women for a social in a pub, we hit into off and she invited me back I agreed,,, she then beckoned her Husband over who had all the time been sat at the bar told him I was gorgeous and she wanted to take me home.....
 
4 July 2017
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The ones that go really well up to the point where the follow up call from the other person is to say that they might have tested positive for chlamydia and only just got the results
 
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