You all know what this one is so I'll start with
What did the shepherd sing on Christmas eve?
All I want for Christmas is ewe ?
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What did the shepherd sing on Christmas eve?
All I want for Christmas is ewe ?
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Christmas Crackers..
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Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there
I won't take credit for this one. It's a Tim Vine gag
The turkey challenged me to a fight.
He threw down the giblet.
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The turkey challenged me to a fight.
He threw down the giblet.
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The late great Frank Carson...
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."
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I made Christmas dinner for a friend and he asked me "How did you make this bird so juicy?"
I said "Well, you hold her close and her squeeze her tight"
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I said "Well, you hold her close and her squeeze her tight"
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