You getting one£12,000 for a gold dildo.
Nah thanks. Get a better deal at LH!
You getting one
I'll paint one gold for youNot at feckin' £12,000 I bloody well won't!
For £12,000 I can buy 342 good quality, mid-range dildos from LH, averaging at £35 each - at least I'll have spares!
When I win the lottery, I'll think about it
It better sing "oh come all ye faithful"I'll paint one gold for you
Their sister company too.Nah thanks. Get a better deal at LH!
And what about the candle?Went a little droopy shall we say.
Well, that too.And what about the candle?
Lucky you said that, then.... I was becoming aroused!The wax I am referring to of course as I had to melt it with boiling water to use it.
Please make sure the paint is wet resistantI'll paint one gold for you
Randy womble.Lucky you said that, then.... I was becoming aroused!
Dirty dawg.Well, that too.
Funnily enough during this time, one was under immense pressure you know - to keep the little thing up and alive.
So I gently warmed it up, which made it softer....
Then I played around with it and started to yield an amount that was worth scooping up..
The more I played with it, the more pliable it became and I started to get a hell of a lot of fluid building up which is of course a great thing as I needed it all to massage into and onto @Pearls
The wax I am referring to of course as I had to melt it with boiling water to use it.
Please make sure the paint is wet resistantor she'll have more than a gold dildo..
It worked well tooWell, that too.
Funnily enough during this time, one was under immense pressure you know - to keep the little thing up and alive.
So I gently warmed it up, which made it softer....
Then I played around with it and started to yield an amount that was worth scooping up..
The more I played with it, the more pliable it became and I started to get a hell of a lot of fluid building up which is of course a great thing as I needed it all to massage into and onto @Pearls
The wax I am referring to of course as I had to melt it with boiling water to use it.
Even the sale items are well out of my leagueExcellent quality items, if you want that special treat the check these out guys xx
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