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Does anyone else find it weird...

14 January 2018
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When you're at a ATM and it says you will not be charged for this transaction are you sure you want to continue? No because I'd much rather you charge me £100 to lift a tenner

What other every day silliness tickles you?
 
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When you're at a ATM and it says you will not be charged for this transaction are you sure you want to continue? No because I'd much rather you charge me £100 to lift a tenner

What other every day silliness tickles you?
Free air signs at petrol stations - but "insert 50p to continue". Now that annoys the hell out of me
 
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I particularly like Morrison's self service checkout when it tells me I have a 'surprising' item in the bagging area. I'm never surprised because I put it there.....
 
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I particularly like Morrison's self service checkout when it tells me I have a 'surprising' item in the bagging area. I'm never surprised because I put it there.....
Damnit I thought maybe they had a secret dildo dispenser into the bagging area!
 
1 January 2018
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Nice thread . Love a bit of silliness

One of my particular favourites for pure absurdness is .....

On a bag of peanuts (can be any nuts ) ..it says .."may contain nuts "


I mean ... SERIOUSLY
 

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I take an over over the counter iron tablet each day, close inspection of the bottle I find the warning "Warning Contains Iron"
 
5 July 2016
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How about these classics?




But what about if there's a fire?



What's the point in having a door??? Surely it'd be simpler to just have a wall

B x
 
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MOTM

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How about these classics?


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But what about if there's a fire?

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What's the point in having a door??? Surely it'd be simpler to just have a wall

B x
When I was at uni the a sign above a little set of stairs that pronounced in large clear letters "S.A.G.E. staff and students only" that little stair case lead to nothing but a fire escape.

S.A.G.E. was used to mean The School of Archaeology, Geology and Environmental Science.
 
5 July 2016
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What made me laugh is that it said 'staff and students only'. Who else do you find at a university and why can't they use the fire escape in an emergency?

B x
 
5 July 2016
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How about this?



In my 37 years of existance and 20 years of motoring, I have never even seen a wild deer yet I always see these signs.

B x
 
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Does anybody ever see these and think "I best keep an eye out for elderly people" .
What do you do if you see some? Are you supposed to catch them and take them home?
Are you supposed to be cautious cos they're crossing a road?? By definition they're elderly so presumably bloody experts at crossing roads .

B x
 
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You need a special app on your phone.

Gotta catch 'em all!
Oh I had to give up playing after I battled my rare Sage Toothsayer against a Gypsy Elder I thought my +9 INT would beat his +6 ATK but his special attack 'ThunderCrutch' sent my Toothsayer to an eternal slumber

B x
 
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