Two condoms stroll past a gay bar...one of them says...let's go in an get shit faced!
A husband and wife are having a bitter argument...the husband yells...when you die I'm getting you a headstone that reads " here lies my wife - cold as ever" yeah! She replies..well..when you die ...yours will read...here lies my husband- stiff at last!...
A woman and a psycho are taking a walk through some deep dark woods....the woman says...I'm scared!!...these woods are really creepy...the psycho..replies...how do you think I feel..I've got to walk back all by myself...!
My DICK is so big...! Stephen Hawking has a theory about it..!
A husband and wife are having a bitter argument...the husband yells...when you die I'm getting you a headstone that reads " here lies my wife - cold as ever" yeah! She replies..well..when you die ...yours will read...here lies my husband- stiff at last!...
A woman and a psycho are taking a walk through some deep dark woods....the woman says...I'm scared!!...these woods are really creepy...the psycho..replies...how do you think I feel..I've got to walk back all by myself...!
My DICK is so big...! Stephen Hawking has a theory about it..!
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