So, it has been a bit quiet on the chat lately. What better way to start a thread than laughing at yourself, so I was wondering if anyone had had a time when they wanted to die of embarrassment, cringed at something or woke up and thought OMG did I really do that?
Ok...this is a bit of a weird one, so read all the way to the end...and yes, it was HIGHLY embarrassing!
At a party, we were regulars at this couples parties, so we knew them well.
They had a dog, a basset hound, which they kept shut away in another room during the party, as he was a complete nutter, loved running around licking and making friends.
I'm upstairs, knelt at the foot of their bed, as a lady is laid down, legs akimbo as I give her some oral, I'm on all fours, naked.
I hear a little commotion downstairs, but think nothing of it...and I carry on.
Suddenly, I hear something behind me, as I have my back to the open bedroom door...and then suddenly a VERY unusual feeling on my ring!
It was cold and wet...yes, that sodding dog had come bounding up the stairs to make more friends, seen me, AND STUCK HIS FUCKING NOSE IN MY RING!
To say it disturbed me would be an understatement, but everyone else absolutely howled with laughter, even the hosts!
Luckily Jayne was driving, so I could have a couple of stiff drinks to settle my nerves.
It was a long time before I could look anyone in the party in the eye after that.