Just imagine the size of his Sky remote!!
You reckon he measuresJust imagine the size of his Sky remote!!
He wants to go into the porn industry and is waiting for the right woman that will be able to take his 18 inchesLol the things you find! Really
Shall we get him on the site... ThreesomeReally??? Jesus lol xxx
Oh my god nooooooo. The size of that scares me hahaha xxxShall we get him on the site... Threesome
Me too!!!Oh my god nooooooo. The size of that scares me hahaha xxx
Me too!!!x
Pelvis breakerOh. My. You'd never walk again after a night with him.
He must black out every time he gets even slighty turned on?!
Yeah that's a valid point. Surely he must, or he must get a little faint etc.He must black out every time he gets even slighty turned on?!
won't be as funny as the film one eyed monster where Ron Jeremy gets abducted by aliens and his penis detaches and goes on the rampage!The latest is he has been offered a porn role in a film called Doctors and nurses
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