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Fannies

5 July 2016
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That's exactly the page I just read

B x
 
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Yeah what's all this depth conversation about?!? Is she enjoying herself? If yes Then im not bothered about the maths and hey if i dont hit the end of the tunnel it'll just make me pound harder to try and reach it

As far as the looks go so long as there isn't a penis sticking out of the front as it's not the equipment I like to work with plus as long as there aren't lips that swing back and hit me in the face when I use my tongue on them then lets play. I won't let a pussy with personality stop me enjoying the taste x
 
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Pussy whipped
 
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I have just pmsl the start of this thread is wtf !!!! I'm just going to check which category my pussy falls into...... Cxxx
 
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I have just pmsl the start of this thread is wtf !!!! I'm just going to check which category my pussy falls into...... Cxxx

And the answer is?...........

By the way, my description of a fanny with the furniture on the outside I think is a far better than another description which is, of course (and to use it in context) "she's got a fanny like a badly wrapped kebab"

And to be honest it's the only type of badly wrapped kebab I'd be very happy to eat
 
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I think it'd be great if we all had little icons next to our profile pictures giving some indication of what's in our pants.
For Women - An icon showing whether shaven or hairy and another showing pussy type a (Neat) or b (furniture)
For Men - An icon showing whether shaven or hairy and another showing cut or not
I'm sure there could be others but I'm wary of taking this thread even further off course and getting myself in more trouble
 
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9 January 2016
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This is the funniest post I’ve ever read - the language used, utterly brilliant.
I think I’ll answer the question seriously once I’ve stopped laughing - and looking at the lovely fanny pics
 
9 January 2016
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The human male penis, when erect measures approximately 6 to 7 inches in length and the depth of the human female vagina is about 8 to 9 inches.

That works out to about 32,000 feet of unused fanny walking about Britain.
Need to get the little man a hat or something
 
9 January 2016
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I’m with you buddy - love how there are so many to chose from.
 
9 January 2016
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Right, after giving this some careful and serious consideration, I think whose fanny it is, is what turns me on the most.
As mentioned by a previous caller, well kept is good - it says a lot about the owner.
Personally think i prefer that it resembles a punk more than a skinhead.
But overall, not bothered where they keep their furniture - I’m able to enjoy different styles equally.
 
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MOTM

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a punk more than a skinhead.
 
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This is hilarious..
well we can’t really change the way they look...but kept tidy is nicer than hairy!
I “like” mine-guess I’m fond of it As it delivered a large child & has recovered from that trauma lol, my husband “loves” it & gives it a lot of attention.. my boobs are my favourite!
 
2 February 2018
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Not bothered if you are shaved or if you have a beard like a gnome, as for vaginas I find them all beautiful , but I must admit I love a clit like a go stopper , check out this thing of beauty lol.
 
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