Friday Night I Will Be A Human Plate !!!!

T&C said:

Just for fun, if you could choose a food to eat off a naked lady, what would be your choice of nibble and where would you place it on the body and why ? Cxxx
No shellfish I’m allergic

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I've done this.

Was at a squat party in Walthamstowe about 2am and we're in a side room eating sushi off a naked woman, to reveal her body underneath. The room was black-lit and there were hundreds of paper cranes suspended from the ceiling. Very tasteful.

Then another woman appears at the door way, sees me and cries, "OMG! It's YOU!!!" And runs over and gives me a massive hug.

I'm like, Uh? Have we met?

And she was breathlessly telling me how she'd met me in the desert and I was wearing a white boiler suit and a black bowler hat and that I had said we would meet again. And that was an accurate description of me in a particular time and place.

So yeah.

Most odd evening.

DiamondJoe said:

And she was breathlessly telling me how she'd met me in the desert and I was wearing a white boiler suit and a black bowler hat

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How has nobody mentioned this yet and skipped over it like it's normal everyday behaviour?

I've been to a beach in shorts, baseball cap, flipflops and absolutely no-one showed any interest in a sexual encounter with me.......... you find it in a desert wearing a boiler suit and a bowler hat .

Can I give up my job, follow you about and film a documentary?

B x

Btw @T&C I am very curious to hear about your evening. What did you eat? Was it erotic eating off a naked body?

B x

Baldricknkaz said:

How has nobody mentioned this yet and skipped over it like it's normal everyday behaviour?

I've been to a beach in shorts, baseball cap, flipflops and absolutely no-one showed any interest in a sexual encounter with me.......... you find it in a desert wearing a boiler suit and a bowler hat .

Can I give up my job, follow you about and film a documentary?

B x

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I've done things so ridiculous that people don't believe me

T&C said:

A fantastic experience in firstly placing the bits of food on a plate to die for. Needed some special attention to ensure I could enjoy the feast.
Desert was especially good with Miss C having a particular liking for strips of mango being rubbed along a particular party of her body and dipped to enhance the taste. Strawberries and cream are a must and again the combined taste enriches the palate.
The strategic placement of the cream provide and opportunity for Miss C to enjoy herself.
The climax of cream and cum did offer a fitting end to a truly erotic evening.
A repeat is required me thinks...cum dine with me xxxx :0)) T

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Now that would be a spectacular event to witness at the cum dine with me, am very sure.

T&C said:

Just for fun, if you could choose a food to eat off a naked lady, what would be your choice of nibble and where would you place it on the body and why ? Cxxx
No shellfish I’m allergic

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Brandy ice cubes

Jack Daniels custard ,slightly warmed