I would if it involves pain on baldies privatesI think @Horny_Essex_Pair is offering to give you a handx
I was gonna tag you!! I knew this would be up your street LolI would if it involves pain on baldies privates
Oh hell yeah xI was gonna tag you!! I knew this would be up your street Lol
Now I didn't say I was going to eat it, just that you CAN eat it if you really wanted to, but why somebody would want to do that is beyond me! XSo you'll eat any leftover sugar? Like a lollipop kinda thing? You kinky woman !! Lol x
Oh see I thought you were offering to get the bits right at the base?! Lol xxxNow I didn't say I was going to eat it, just that you CAN eat it if you really wanted to, but why somebody would want to do that is beyond me! X
I would if it involves pain on baldies privates
I was gonna tag you!! I knew this would be up your street Lol
Oh hell yeah x
You have a list?!! LolHow rude! What did my privates ever do to you?
Thanks for sacrificing me there.... mate.....
* mental note* @Horny_Essex_Pair have made the list....
That escalated quickly
B x
Mate just think how smooth your tackle will be, if MSL leaves it attached !!!! LmaoI bloody do now
B x
I can guess how smooth it would beMate just think how smooth your tackle will be, if MSL leaves it attached !!!! Lmao
I was just trying to work out what’s the best alcohol to use .... Whiskey,Brandy or Vodka
Give him a chance, I mean after all he's gonna douse his tackle in rubbing alcohol right after he's mac 3'd itSacrilege, well maybe not the potato stuff
Give him a chance, I mean after all he's gonna douse his tackle in rubbing alcohol right after he's mac 3'd it
Don't think we need to actually view the event !!!! LolAre you selling tickets?
Thought this tread was about you and your bits ....Give him a chance, I mean after all he's gonna douse his tackle in rubbing alcohol right after he's mac 3'd it
Let's hope he's going to do it before bed and not before he has to go out. Just imagine a police officer stopping him when driving, asks him to roll down his window then smells alcohol on him!! Talk your way out of that one lolGive him a chance, I mean after all he's gonna douse his tackle in rubbing alcohol right after he's mac 3'd it
@Horny_Essex_Pair @Miss-Sexy-Legs has volunteered her services as “Sweeney Todd” you don’t want to disappoint a lady now do you .....Don't think we need to actually view the event !!!! Lol
It's pulling and moving everything around to do the shaving that could be an issue@Horny_Essex_Pair @Miss-Sexy-Legs has volunteered her services as “Sweeney Todd” you don’t want to disappoint a lady now do you .....sure she won’t mind an audience as she shaves your tackle ...
Tweezers sound safer than a Cut Throat Razor around the Crown Jewels ...It's pulling and moving everything around to do the shaving that could be an issue
Be careful she'll start to talk about biting them off with her teeth....
this is closely followed by picking up the tweezers and starting to pluck
:stress:
If you want them plucked out...Tweezers sound safer than a Cut Throat Razor around the Crown Jewels ...
And you know this »how?If you want them plucked out...
one...
by..
one....
then fair play to you but it'll bring a tear to your eye
Bloody hell i aint letting Mrs B within a mile of my soft bits with any kind of hair removal implement - We had a major incedent and she was only doing my head
2 mirrors and some flexibility!! I shave my own head now, the Mrs tends to miss bits!!! LolBloody hell i aint letting Mrs B within a mile of my soft bits with any kind of hair removal implement - We had a major incedent and she was only doing my head
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