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How Do You Eat..

9 January 2016
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Stopped eating these from a ‘healthy earing’ perspective, but when i did, it took 3 bites - top, side, side.

Spent more time trying to lick it off my fingers, but it would or course still be all over my tongue, thus dragging out the cleanup process.

Makes me question the logic of animals who lick their arse, then other parts of their body (that humans touch) or humans directly.

Sorry, that’s taken an upbeat thread in a grimmer direction.
 

MOTM

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I leave it the shelf and buy a kinder egg instead that way you get a lovely delicate chocolate egg and a toy.

P.s. I find creams to cloying and messy.
I see your point Mr LNF, the toy is always a bonus, I think we need an egg design for swingers with a different toy... Hmmm what a good idea
 

MOTM

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I see your point Mr LNF, the toy is always a bonus, I think we need an egg design for swingers with a different toy... Hmmm what a good idea
Now you mention it a few years ago my girlfriend (at the time) found a little bullet vibator in one of her Easter eggs, of course I have no idea how it got there
 
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I see your point Mr LNF, the toy is always a bonus, I think we need an egg design for swingers with a different toy... Hmmm what a good idea
It would have to be a gigantic chocolate egg to hide our kind of toys x
 

MOTM

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Suck on the top and tease a small hole then see how far you can get your tongue inside ...... before it melts ...
 
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Like to run my tongue along the groove down the middle top to bottom for a while until it becomes sticky so i can enjoy lapping up the sticky mess and until it becomes more open in the middle. Then i can stick my tongue inside and probe until i can taste the sweet cream that is released...

Hang on what were we talking about? x
 
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Vanezza

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Omfg i have lost all power of speech, now tell us how you eat cream eggs you dirty boy

Vxxx
 
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Widel0ad1919

Omfg i have lost all power of speech, now tell us how you eat cream eggs you dirty boy

Vxxx

Did i use the wrong thread? Oh apologies! Same principal applies though... Just doesn't taste quite as good xx
 
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