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I Smell Like..

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Cheeky_Demon

11 September 2016
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I smell of fresh linen and Minstrels

I've put fresh sheets on the bed after a shower and I'm now scoffing chocolate in bed!
 

AlmeriaH

25 February 2016
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I just had a shower and tried a new antiperspirant stick. It said "Remove cap and push up bottom." It hurts a bit and it doesn't seem to work as an antiperspirant but the room smells nice when I break wind...
 

AlmeriaH

25 February 2016
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Last night I was sitting on the settee with my girlfriend. She said, "You smell lovely, what do you have on?" I said, "I have a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it."
 

AlmeriaH

25 February 2016
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I think I must be smelly. Once, as a kid, I was playing in the sand dunes on the beach. A cat came along and buried me.
 
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