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Oh bugger well this turkey boy is not attending any Christmas parties..
Unless I do the stuffing
Hahayou'll be fine am sure...
"Biba's very demanding and everything is broken!"
"He's cool as a cucumber but for some reason Biba always refers to Stephen as Turkey Boy"
CPR - wtf. Should be "for". Although by the sounds of it the guys could done with a little CPR to liven em up!I'd leave no verification and wait CPR them to question it. I'd then tell em why - lied about age etc. At least if you don't leave a verification then you can't mislead other suitors into believing what they're seeing is what they're getting. And as for the checking if he'd cum thing.. ..any bloke who doesn't know when he has or hasn't is fibbing. Perhaps he had and because there wasn't copious amounts he felt embarrassed about it. Who knows. Hope you're next meet goes off with a bang!
Or gobbles it wholeHope no one wrings the turkeys neck lol
Do better or your fired!For the benefit of future swingers you have to be honest, but be polite and if there was any good points add those too. Bit like a staff appraisal lol
Now you tell me...thanksHonesty yes always I am quite blunt if I meet someone and they are not whom I thought them to be, bending the truth or lying to someone about themselves will always be found out in the end
Have you been watching the filmVerifications are here for a reason, they help but not always 100% true, Lies... Mmmmm I/we see it every day, the excuses and rubbish people come out with to make themselves look like angels are shocking, some go to serious lengths. Believe it or not it usually the ladies or couples that in our experience are worse....
Just remember girls and boys, to be a good liar you have to have a good memory and sadly most end up looking like fools, quite funny to watch sometimes
Old git.... I'm too youngHave you been watching the film
Truth lies and video tape
Again?
Video tape.. God I am so old
I have 3 more years before I get the option to start taking my pensionOld git.... I'm too young
Take your time and remember to have grandad napsI have 3 more years before I get the option to start taking my pension
Lol lol lol lol..
I can run further, work harder and am stronger than most young men I know..
Shit out of breath typing this
Need to rest
Take your time and remember to have grandad naps
I willTake your time and remember to have grandad naps
Watch the blood pressure and don't forget the water tabletsI will
Especially on the London to Paris cycle ride I am doing.
Only two days normally but will do it in three as lots of young ones under 25 doing it.. Don't want to hurt them.. Bless
I hope your on a tricycle..I will
Especially on the London to Paris cycle ride I am doing.
Only two days normally but will do it in three as lots of young ones under 25 doing it.. Don't want to hurt them.. Bless
Use the Chanel tunnel crossing London to Paris, job done. No aches or pains and you could even fit in some sight seeing whilst waiting for the younger counterparts to arrive.....just a suggestion.I will
Especially on the London to Paris cycle ride I am doing.
Only two days normally but will do it in three as lots of young ones under 25 doing it.. Don't want to hurt them.. Bless
Use the Chanel tunnel crossing London to Paris, job done. No aches or pains and you could even fit in some sight seeing whilst waiting for the younger counterparts to arrive.....just a suggestion.
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