CrackersIf you were a festive item what would you be ?
I’d be a Christmas tree, tall strong, large trunk .....and the balls are just for decoration
Dont know about me but the wife would be a nicely wrapped present waiting to be divested of its outer wrapping for the right person.
But then you'd have a tree branch up your bum.The Angel that sits on top:innocent:
(Of the tree of course)x
But then you'd have a tree branch up your bum.
... no comment :innocent:The Angel that sits on top:innocent:
(Of the tree of course)x
There’s going to be some competition for that spot .... ... how many of you ladies are :innocent: ..... :grin:The Angel that sits on top:innocent:
(Of the tree of course)x
Best not mention Christmas Log sorry lowering the tone of the threadI originally was going to say I’m the STAR that’s on-top of the Christmas tree! Then a Christmas log Chuckle!
Tiger xx
But then you'd have a tree branch up your bum.