Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill .. Was It Really For A Pale Of Water ? Your Thoughts
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Are you suggesting "broke his crown" is an innuendo for something else?
That would suggest vinegar strokes and brown paper towels were also used.
That would suggest vinegar strokes and brown paper towels were also used.
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Well let's see what Dusty Bin has to say. Well Pale of water, obviously an aquatic clue. Uphill? Well that means an incline. also means going up. Aquatic incline means up river combined with having to hold the pale, so that means carry. What else carries things? Yes a van. Combine Carry, van and water and that will lead you to tonight's star prize, a caravan water boat combination type holiday home. But back in the bin it goes.
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@Orange-on-blue and @Kwaka_Rider you've muddled my poor brain!
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Aww, I was going to give that exact answer! wah, wah, wahhhhhh!
When the gap band released the record oops upside your head. The lyrics say " jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fuck. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son". Useless bit of trivial.
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I wasn't always in the RAF. I used to work for Yorkshire Television writing clues for a tv show.I think @Kwaka_Rider is dellusional..
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A boy and girl masturbating together went mad,
After smoking PCP and embalming fluid in a homemade bong,
The boy became very knowledgeable about urban culture and made the tip of his penis poor,
And the girl orgasmed while, later, browsing a social media site.
Obvious when you think about it, really
After smoking PCP and embalming fluid in a homemade bong,
The boy became very knowledgeable about urban culture and made the tip of his penis poor,
And the girl orgasmed while, later, browsing a social media site.
Obvious when you think about it, really
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If you modernise old stories and nursery rhymes they become even more horrific, The Pied Piper would be working for Rentokil and kidnapping the children of people who don't pay the bill... And don't get me started on the irresponsible parents who rock their children to sleep by placing the cradle in a f**king tree! Call social services!A boy and girl masturbating together went mad,
After smoking PCP and embalming fluid in a homemade bong,
The boy became very knowledgeable about urban culture and made the tip of his penis poor,
And the girl orgasmed while, later, browsing a social media site.
Obvious when you think about it, really
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As a person involved with the folk music scene I can tell you there are many many pornographic folk songs out there which were cleaned up in the Victorian age. let me point you to the lyrics of one of them and judge for yourself...
As I walked down the road one fine summers morning,
Oh, the brown and the yellow ale
I met with a young man without any warning
Oh, love of my heart
He asked me if the woman by my side was my daughter
Oh, the brown and the yellow ale
And when I said she's my wife his manner didn't alter
Oh, love of my heart
He asked me if I'd lend her for an hour and a day,
Oh, the brown and the yellow ale
I said, "if she thinks that's fair you can take her away."
Oh, love of my heart
Then you take the high road and I'll be off with her
Oh, the brown and the yellow ale
And I'll meet you again by the ford of the river.
Oh, love of my heart
I waited by that ford for an hour and a quarter
Oh, the brown and the yellow ale
And when she came to me, 'twas without shame I saw her.
Oh, love of my heart
When she told me her story, sure I lay down and I died,
Oh, the brown and the yellow ale
She sent two men for timber, and she never even cried.
Oh, love of my heart
A board of elder and a board of holly,
Oh, the brown and the yellow ale
And three great yards of a shroud all about me.
Oh, love of my heart
If me own little mother, she had never been a woman,
O the brown and the yellow ale
I would tell you many's another tale about women.
Oh love of my heart