Jokes........

Jamboreene said:

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"



I Can't believe you all just sat there trying to read this.

You don’t know Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex...

Sometimes I worry about you lot. Dirty peoples x

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DiamondJoe said:

I slept like a log last night.

Woke up in the fireplace

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