Jokes........

[Jamboreene]

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"



I Can't believe you all just sat there trying to read this.

You don’t know Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex...

Sometimes I worry about you lot. Dirty peoples x

 

[DiamondJoe]

I slept like a log last night.

Woke up in the fireplace

 

[meet_the_fockers]

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"



I Can't believe you all just sat there trying to read this.

You don’t know Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex...

Sometimes I worry about you lot. Dirty peoples x

haha

 

[Baldrick]

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"



I Can't believe you all just sat there trying to read this.

You don’t know Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex...

Sometimes I worry about you lot. Dirty peoples x

I read every word too trying to make sense of it

X

 

[No longer with us]

I slept like a log last night.

Woke up in the fireplace

Grate joke!

 

[DiamondJoe]

Grate joke!

I sleep like a baby.

I wake up screaming at 3am every night.