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You know the ones. "Hello sir I understand you have had an accident"
Me: "Yes how did you know I haven't told anyone about it yet".
Him: "We have eyes everywhere. So what happened sir?"
Me: "I got hit by a jumbo jet"
Him: "A jumbo jet?"
Me: "Yes, I was dancing on cloud nine 30,000 feet up at the time"
Him: Slams the phone down pmsl
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer innit?
Me: "Yes how did you know I haven't told anyone about it yet".
Him: "We have eyes everywhere. So what happened sir?"
Me: "I got hit by a jumbo jet"
Him: "A jumbo jet?"
Me: "Yes, I was dancing on cloud nine 30,000 feet up at the time"
Him: Slams the phone down pmsl
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer innit?