My wife calls all girls either chick , or chicken , our daughter gets called chicken pickle for some reason.
I stick with the usual "Bitch" whenever referring to Ry
And her usual nickname for me is "motherfucker". Its quite hilarious phoning her on speaker phone when someone else is present and she answers "wassup motherfucker". Although my mother never seems too impressed.
- and don't forget about that cute nickname you have for me......... BrianI do for @Therapon its teddybear
@MP386 is mr nips
@Nigel&Julie chucky eggs
@Vanezza is double trouble
Oooer i forgot about you womble xx- and don't forget about that cute nickname you have for me......... Brian
I'm original@debE - Miss P****** (hell no I'm not saying it)
@Louise1970 - Loops
@Admin - Guv'nor
@Pearls - Mrs P
@MP386 - Moi Lover
@Tiger - Posh
@Vanezza - Vans
@Lips_Pearls - LP
@Miss-Sexy-Legs - MSL
@Therapon - Mr Happy
@Horny_Essex_Pair - HEP
@meandlis - QM
@The_Usual_Horny_Couple - UHC
@Looby&Lew - Lube (and I don't know why sorry).
@Ahabs - Cap'n
@fincon - finch (again I don't know why)
@Jophanie - Joffrey (yeah I know my brain does weird things)
I'm sure there's more, and I'm not missing anybody out deliberately.
X
@debE - Miss P****** (hell no I'm not saying it)
@Louise1970 - Loops
@Admin - Guv'nor
@Pearls - Mrs P
@MP386 - Moi Lover
@Tiger - Posh
@Vanezza - Vans
@Lips_Pearls - LP
@Miss-Sexy-Legs - MSL
@Therapon - Mr Happy
@Horny_Essex_Pair - HEP
@meandlis - QM
@The_Usual_Horny_Couple - UHC
@Looby&Lew - Lube (and I don't know why sorry).
@Ahabs - Cap'n
@fincon - finch (again I don't know why)
@Jophanie - Joffrey (yeah I know my brain does weird things)
I'm sure there's more, and I'm not missing anybody out deliberately.
X
You can never be anything else now but Mrs.P. I even call you Pearls on the phone sometimes, it just slips outI'm original
Is that a chat up line?@debE - Miss P****** (hell no I'm not saying it)
@Louise1970 - Loops
@Admin - Guv'nor
@Pearls - Mrs P
@MP386 - Moi Lover
@Tiger - Posh
@Vanezza - Vans
@Lips_Pearls - LP
@Miss-Sexy-Legs - MSL
@Therapon - Mr Happy
@Horny_Essex_Pair - HEP
@meandlis - QM
@The_Usual_Horny_Couple - UHC
@Looby&Lew - Lube (and I don't know why sorry).
@Ahabs - Cap'n
@fincon - finch (again I don't know why)
@Jophanie - Joffrey (yeah I know my brain does weird things)
I'm sure there's more, and I'm not missing anybody out deliberately.
X
Hey hey hey loops is only one of many but daren't share@debE - Miss P****** (hell no I'm not saying it)
@Louise1970 - Loops
@Admin - Guv'nor
@Pearls - Mrs P
@MP386 - Moi Lover
@Tiger - Posh
@Vanezza - Vans
@Lips_Pearls - LP
@Miss-Sexy-Legs - MSL
@Therapon - Mr Happy
@Horny_Essex_Pair - HEP
@meandlis - QM
@The_Usual_Horny_Couple - UHC
@Looby&Lew - Lube (and I don't know why sorry).
@Ahabs - Cap'n
@fincon - finch (again I don't know why)
@Jophanie - Joffrey (yeah I know my brain does weird things)
I'm sure there's more, and I'm not missing anybody out deliberately.
X
#SnifflersRevengeHey hey hey loops is only one of many but daren't share
Just you wait will get ya back when least expect it sniffler#SnifflersRevenge
X
Not like you...quick nurse fetch the thermometer he must be illI'm staying quiet View attachment 59263
Given my sense of humour I always expect someone, somewhere to be plotting their revenge against meJust you wait will get ya back when least expect it sniffler
Not like you...quick nurse fetch the thermometer he must be ill
The thought had crossed my mind....If you think anyone is going to shove a thermometer up my rectum you are wrong.
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