Pardon the Pun

Tiger

8 July 2018

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• 12 December 2020

• #26

Well it is after eight

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #27

You may need a taxi to get to your picnic

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #28

Watch out for the lion though

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #29

Funnily enough... skippy hasn't mentioned the chocolate bar named after her ?

 

Tiger

8 July 2018

5,053

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• 12 December 2020

• #30

If we wispa it might be okay

 

MOTM

Skippy01

Quiz Queen 2020

18 September 2020

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22,982

• 12 December 2020

• #31

Mr and Mrs Marmite said:

Funnily enough... skippy hasn't mentioned the chocolate bar named after her ?

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Which one? Lol x

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #32

Can't wispa... they still hear you on Mars

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #33

@Skippy01 ?

 

MOTM

Skippy01

Quiz Queen 2020

18 September 2020

6,903

22,982

• 12 December 2020

• #34

Mr and Mrs Marmite said:

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@Skippy01 ?

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Well the fact that chocolate bar is 12p,I can say it wasn't around after I was born x

 

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Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #35

Watch you don't blow a fuse

 

Tiger

8 July 2018

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• 12 December 2020

• #36

It’s the star burst it will give you away every time

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #37

Someone's on top form... must be a double decker

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #38

Chomp on that one! ?

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #39

This chocolate thread has given me a real boost

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #40

This really is a quality street... my garden has roses in it

 

Tiger

8 July 2018

5,053

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• 12 December 2020

• #41

puns don’t flake on me now

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 12 December 2020

• #42

Living the dream here

 

Tiger

8 July 2018

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• 13 December 2020

• #43

They are a dime a dozen

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 13 December 2020

• #44

Shhhhhh that was supposed to be a secret

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 13 December 2020

• #45

Its such a Turkish delight that I found a wonka bar today

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 13 December 2020

• #46

I'm gonna drifter off now

 

Guru G

17 September 2020

8,139

23,484

• 13 December 2020

• #47

Walnut whip my balls

 

Mr and Mrs Marmite

12 July 2019

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• 13 December 2020

• #48

Mr gorgeous1 said:

Walnut whip my balls

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Looks like someone already has..... they turned to fudge

 

uk2002

30 October 2015

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• 14 December 2020

• #49

Okay all you Smarties the threads been a Bounty but it's starting to Flake
Remember it's a Marathon so nobody is allowed to Snickers

 

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Kwaka_Rider

15 March 2020

2,030

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• 15 December 2020

• #50

I was in a pub chatting a bird up and she asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one.