Pitch a catfish ?

[Pearls]

As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego

 

[Lips_Pearls]

As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego

Battle axe? ????? xx

 

[mrclouse]

Tykon,
im 21 juts got out of a bad relationship ive only ever been with 2 people before so looking to explore more, wanting to explore my bi side aswell... i'm shy and a student too.




Jetlee,
im 6'12 that's two different measurements, im rich and looking for a suger baby



there we go theres two bad ones to start with

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Tykon,
View attachment 76458im 21 juts got out of a bad relationship ive only ever been with 2 people before so looking to explore more, wanting to explore my bi side aswell... i'm shy and a student too.




Jetlee,
View attachment 76459im 6'12 that's two different measurements, im rich and looking for a suger baby



there we go theres two bad ones to start with

Fkin hell you’re convincing. Is Clousey there somewhere? ?

 

[mrclouse]

Fkin hell you’re convincing. Is Clousey there somewhere? ?

i mean youve met clousey....
the pic was one from a catfish aswell, i found it in my been catfished folder on an old hdd

 

[Lips_Pearls]

i mean youve met clousey....
the pic was one from a catfish aswell, i found it in my been catfished folder on an old hdd

Dig out your sex change one. Nom ?

 

[mrclouse]

Dig out your sex change one. Nom ?

you mean this one?
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[Lips_Pearls]

you mean this one?
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The perfect catfish! Perfect. ?

 

[mrclouse]

The perfect catfish! Perfect. ?

 

[mrclouse]

ive already said how i feel about myself.... im super vain it seems

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

 

[mrclouse]

Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

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hmm this seems too good to be true i did have a thing for willow when i was a kid

 

[Lips_Pearls]

hmm this seems too good to be true i did have a thing for willow when i was a kid

I’m 100% legit. Definitely who I say I am. Don’t need to prove to anyone I am who I say I am. ? x

 

[Skippy01]

I'm going to nick a pic of MrG and just tell everyone I won't make an effort.It apparently works really well for him ? x

 

[Dimples]

I'm Dave, 62, no teeth and very little hair. I haven't seen my penis in years but I'm pretty sure it's still there.

I'm here to meet young women into lay by meets in the back of my cab. Not bothered about your face, I'll just be drooling over your tits anyway.

 

[Skippy01]

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I'm Dave, 62, no teeth and very little hair. I haven't seen my penis in years but I'm pretty sure it's still there.

I'm here to meet young women into lay by meets in the back of my cab. Not bothered about your face, I'll just be drooling over your tits anyway.

Ooo pick me pick me ?‍?‍?‍ x

 

[MP386]

“cum on my tits”
Mature lady with fantastic big bouncy breasts just waiting for you to shoot your babybatter over ......
Open to all offers but well endowed young “Gingers” go to the head of the queue .... I’m a cougar
Recently started exploring my bi side so younger ladies ( do like a ginger too )welcome to come and educate me and taste my tight wet hole ... ...
Remember to include the word “Desperate “ in your replies so I know you have read my requirements...
Waiting for you to “cum on my tits”

 

[MP386]

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I'm Dave, 62, no teeth and very little hair. I haven't seen my penis in years but I'm pretty sure it's still there.

I'm here to meet young women into lay by meets in the back of my cab. Not bothered about your face, I'll just be drooling over your tits anyway.

How did you find that photo of me

 

[Tiger]

Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

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If you know how to do witches spells I’m in

 

[terryfurby]

As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego

Whats a carfish

 

[mrclouse]

Whats a carfish

fake profiles

 

[terryfurby]

Oh ok lol

 

[Tiger]

I’m Zyanya Onatop

I’m very fit enjoy riding and getting all hot and sweaty for the right person, and want to explore my Bi-side, never done this before so be gentle with me

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I’m Zyanya Onatop

I’m very fit enjoy riding and getting all hot and sweaty for the right person, and want to explore my Bi-side, never done this before so be gentle with me
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Ello. Blimey ??

 

[Lips_Pearls]

you mean this one?
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@Skippy01 Check out Miss Clousy ^^^- phwoooarr. I would! x