Pitch a catfish ?

Pearls

MOTM

18 July 2015
54,804
113,763
As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one;)
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego :whistle:
 
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Deleted member 120

As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one;)
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego :whistle:
Battle axe? ????? xx

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mrclouse

I am Batman ?
28 March 2016
3,904
10,104
Tykon,
183_vwThD.jpgim 21 juts got out of a bad relationship ive only ever been with 2 people before so looking to explore more, wanting to explore my bi side aswell... i'm shy and a student too.




Jetlee,
e4cc89e44636e1f51b150cb143efcc92.jpgim 6'12 that's two different measurements, im rich and looking for a suger baby



there we go theres two bad ones to start with
 
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Deleted member 120

Tykon,
View attachment 76458im 21 juts got out of a bad relationship ive only ever been with 2 people before so looking to explore more, wanting to explore my bi side aswell... i'm shy and a student too.




Jetlee,
View attachment 76459im 6'12 that's two different measurements, im rich and looking for a suger baby



there we go theres two bad ones to start with
Fkin hell you’re convincing. Is Clousey there somewhere? ?
 
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Deleted member 120

Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

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mrclouse

I am Batman ?
28 March 2016
3,904
10,104
Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

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hmm this seems too good to be true i did have a thing for willow when i was a kid
 
Skippy01

MOTM

Skippy01

Quiz Queen 2020
18 September 2020
6,900
22,946
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I'm Dave, 62, no teeth and very little hair. I haven't seen my penis in years but I'm pretty sure it's still there.

I'm here to meet young women into lay by meets in the back of my cab. Not bothered about your face, I'll just be drooling over your tits anyway.
Ooo pick me pick me ?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️ x
 
MP386

MOTM

9 November 2015
28,558
65,897
60
“cum on my tits”
Mature lady with fantastic big bouncy breasts just waiting for you to shoot your babybatter over ......
Open to all offers but well endowed young “Gingers” go to the head of the queue .... I’m a cougar ;)
Recently started exploring my bi side so younger ladies ( do like a ginger too )welcome to come and educate me and taste my tight wet hole ... ...
Remember to include the word “Desperate “ in your replies so I know you have read my requirements...
Waiting for you to “cum on my tits” :love:

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8 July 2018
5,051
12,865
Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

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If you know how to do witches spells I’m in (y)
 
25 September 2020
520
968
City
Enfield
As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one;)
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego :whistle:
Whats a carfish