Pitch a catfish ?

Pearls said:

As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego

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mrclouse said:

Tykon,
View attachment 76458im 21 juts got out of a bad relationship ive only ever been with 2 people before so looking to explore more, wanting to explore my bi side aswell... i'm shy and a student too.




Jetlee,
View attachment 76459im 6'12 that's two different measurements, im rich and looking for a suger baby



there we go theres two bad ones to start with

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Lips_Pearls said:

Fkin hell you’re convincing. Is Clousey there somewhere? ?

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mrclouse said:

i mean youve met clousey....
the pic was one from a catfish aswell, i found it in my been catfished folder on an old hdd

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Lips_Pearls said:

Dig out your sex change one. Nom ?

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mrclouse said:

you mean this one?
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Lips_Pearls said:

The perfect catfish! Perfect. ?

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mrclouse said:

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Lips_Pearls said:

Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

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mrclouse said:

hmm this seems too good to be true i did have a thing for willow when i was a kid

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Dimples said:

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I'm Dave, 62, no teeth and very little hair. I haven't seen my penis in years but I'm pretty sure it's still there.

I'm here to meet young women into lay by meets in the back of my cab. Not bothered about your face, I'll just be drooling over your tits anyway.

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Dimples said:

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I'm Dave, 62, no teeth and very little hair. I haven't seen my penis in years but I'm pretty sure it's still there.

I'm here to meet young women into lay by meets in the back of my cab. Not bothered about your face, I'll just be drooling over your tits anyway.

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Lips_Pearls said:

Sexy redhead, recently split from partner. Never done this before but am keen to know more after watching a Nextflix and C4 documentary.
Always wanted to broaden my horizons and am sexually open minded. More bi-playful over fully bi. Up for MFF with the right couple but am more keen on MFM. Message me for more info xx

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Pearls said:

As the title says and purely for a laugh, pitch your catfish account here.

So grab an avatar of who you would be, this could be a member here but ask permission to use, it could be someone famous or a random Internet pic.
What is your gender, sexuality, race, size.
Pitch your bio explaining what you are looking for and what you are into.

For a giggle let’s pick the best one
This is for a laugh so be creative and show us your alter ego

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terryfurby said:

Whats a carfish

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Tiger said:

I’m Zyanya Onatop

I’m very fit enjoy riding and getting all hot and sweaty for the right person, and want to explore my Bi-side, never done this before so be gentle with me
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mrclouse said:

you mean this one?
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