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It wouldn't be in my top ten things to do in Barcelona, to be fair lolYou been
Meh, if I was drunk and alone maybe lolIt wouldn't even make my "bottom" 10
Ooh look at @Stew with his high standardsNope not even then I would just sit on my hand till it went numb, throw it into bed and jump on it ! And save €100 along the way !
Informative and yet at the same time disturbing.Ever thought that going to a brothel might be a bit too personal, too warm and welcoming, too close to an actual human intimate experience?
Then fear no more! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Barcelona's sex doll brothel Lumidolls where you can take your pick of dead-eyed, plastic mannequins in which to deposit your self-loathing!
And again informative yet disturbing! LmaoHey me and my Hand have been together a long time !
How very dare you !!! You've never even met my hand !! Lol
I'm sure Pam and her five lovely sisters are a delight mate.How very dare you !!! You've never even met my hand !! Lol
Or if you are that cleaner vomittos muchios!It was the sterilising procedures made me gag
Lol if you get a lazy cleaner booooak!!
Perhaps the dolls love a bit of Debbie does DallasAccording to their website (yes, I'm sad enough to read their website) - you get "into situation" with the dolls.
"Dolls are properly disinfected after each service" - what service? They're being fucked, not given an MOT!
"In each room you'll find a large plasma TV, with a series of films which will help you get into situation" - I'm fairly sure it was dodgy films getting men into this situation in the first place!
"Tell us how you prefer to find it, in what kind of clothes, in what situation" - preferably not shagging Barbie's Ken!
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