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hate it. Cannot stomach them or it. Fuck that. Not for me thanks. Overrated and overplayed. Simple.
Sorry..... Don't hate me.
Haha, I've got no real love for the song, apart from the fact (@Baldricknkaz here's the story) that, once upon a time, I had been flirting with a Scouse girl for weeks, sitting awake all night watching MTV and talking shite. Wind Of Change was on heavy rotation and she said to me, one night, "If this shite comes on once more, I'm going to kiss you!" It did and she did....... nine months and a few weeks later, I was a father
 
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It's all fucked up. Who the hell made Trump top turnip? Sadly I do agree with some of his viewpoints.. I know. How fubar. :ninja:

Ermm, I have seen some things in my little time on this planet and I think I would change many. We're our own worst enemy. We destroy everything we have; like maggots and leaches we absorb everything around us and destroy it. What do we do? take take take. We're selfish and narcissistic. To the core.
I am deeply saddened to know that 40k baby chick penguins have starved to death due to overfishing. That hurts me and I am guilty as much as you.

Plastics? Fuck me have we destroyed the earth... am I lefty? Nope. Tree hugger vegan? Nope... realist? Yes. We're destroying what we have and have done since we were able to breathe.

Slow people driving. Fuck me they need to get off the road and at least do a refreshers course once a year when over 70 or so. Seriously.

Two faced people - do, not, even, go, there.. Clusterfuck.
Want to be honest and open? Then be righteous and say so to their faces and not to others.

Finally, blowjobs are the best thing since sliced bread.
My personal fave if most don't already know, is a 2 way BJ. There is something so fucking hot about two naught ladies enjoying your cock in their mouths in one go.
Next? Ommmm x
 
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Bravo!
 
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Well played you old smootie. Who said romance is dead

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Finally, blowjobs are the best thing since sliced bread.
My personal fave if most don't already know, is a 2 way BJ. There is something so fucking hot about two naught ladies enjoying your cock in their mouths in one go.
Next? Ommmm x

Got this wish a few weeks ago...won't be the last time I hope...
 
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There's a rant thread for this

Totally agree though in all fairness. Humsns are the planets cancer. However........

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Got this wish a few weeks ago...won't be the last time I hope...
It's splendid isn't it?
I have had a few very naughty experiences lately where two ladies have been very ambitious in wanting to enjoy the menu. Holy shit. To watch two ladies kiss, while enjoying the top of your cock - is something spectacular. I do like it when one sucks your balls and the other enjoys your cock. Even more so when they both connect, touch and talk. Nothing artificial about it - just lust and a carnal instinct to satisfy their man.
It is superb. However, one of the most superb experiences I/we have ever had is fucklicking. Jesus.... I thought I was gonna explode like John Hurt...
Damn!

 
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You have reached the holy grail my friend. Something we all wish to achieve.
*Bows to the jedi master*

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Wasn't too bad, but had to behave even more than normal. Don't want the new family thinking I'm a drinker....
 
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So after discussions about beer, we agree that a 2 way BJ and fucklicking is pretty epic yes?
Is it wrong of me to say I appreciate it all that I have had? Ommm I feel selfish for no apparent reason
 
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The tea went down very well, thank you
Then my work here is done! **salutes and superhero-leaps into the clouds, leaving behind only a smoking teaspoon**
 
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