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Now I think we've established there's a "family ark" where the babysitters are & this is probably the swinging ark which we will be sneaking off to.
So here out 10 things (5x2)
1. Family (including babysitters)
2. Phone/tab
3. The staff & equipment from my local Indian restaurant.
4. Enough food & ingredients for the above to use & keep us all fed & watered.
5. A dartboard
6. Some darts
7. As much Guinness as I could lay my hands on
8. The same amount of viagra (it would be like prison currency lol)
9. Cock ring
Last but not least
10. My book of 1001 excuses to tell the babysitters where we might be going while they babysit
 
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Bumpngrind2014 said:
Now I think we've established there's a "family ark" where the babysitters are & this is probably the swinging ark which we will be sneaking off to.
So here out 10 things (5x2)
1. Family (including babysitters)
2. Phone/tab
3. The staff & equipment from my local Indian restaurant.
4. Enough food & ingredients for the above to use & keep us all fed & watered.
5. A dartboard
6. Some darts
7. As much Guinness as I could lay my hands on
8. The same amount of viagra (it would be like prison currency lol)
9. Cock ring
Last but not least
10. My book of 1001 excuses to tell the babysitters where we might be going while they babysit
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:rofl::rofl:
 
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Bumpngrind2014 said:
Now I think we've established there's a "family ark" where the babysitters are & this is probably the swinging ark which we will be sneaking off to.
So here out 10 things (5x2)
1. Family (including babysitters)
2. Phone/tab
3. The staff & equipment from my local Indian restaurant.
4. Enough food & ingredients for the above to use & keep us all fed & watered.
5. A dartboard
6. Some darts
7. As much Guinness as I could lay my hands on
8. The same amount of viagra (it would be like prison currency lol)
9. Cock ring
Last but not least
10. My book of 1001 excuses to tell the babysitters where we might be going while they babysit
Click to expand...
Oh .... Indian ... Hope someone thought about the sanitation ....:(
 
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Bumpngrind2014 said:
Now I think we've established there's a "family ark" where the babysitters are & this is probably the swinging ark which we will be sneaking off to.
So here out 10 things (5x2)
1. Family (including babysitters)
2. Phone/tab
3. The staff & equipment from my local Indian restaurant.
4. Enough food & ingredients for the above to use & keep us all fed & watered.
5. A dartboard
6. Some darts
7. As much Guinness as I could lay my hands on
8. The same amount of viagra (it would be like prison currency lol)
9. Cock ring
Last but not least
10. My book of 1001 excuses to tell the babysitters where we might be going while they babysit
Click to expand...
brill list. Good choice with Indian food, but who's bringing the bog roll and chewing gum?
 
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