I'm not one to be all "doom and gloom", tend to be a glass half-full kinda guy.
However, I was thinking (all right, calm down, it does fekkin happen you know!), and I had an epif...epith...I had an life-changing thought.
If the human race is so smart, why the hell did it take us so long to put wheels on the bottom of suitcases, eh, eh....answer me that?
I mean, come on, when you think about it, it's a no-brainer innit?
We invented the wheel, hell, we had horse and carts to lug crap around way before we put man on the moon... yet it took us until the late 80's to come up with wheeled luggage, and even then it took an airline pilot (was invented in the late '80s by Northwest Airlines pilot Bob Plath) to figure it out.
I despair, I mean, we have some huge challenges ahead as a race, and, going by this earth-shattering lack of brains...we are screwed!
However, I was thinking (all right, calm down, it does fekkin happen you know!), and I had an epif...epith...I had an life-changing thought.
If the human race is so smart, why the hell did it take us so long to put wheels on the bottom of suitcases, eh, eh....answer me that?
I mean, come on, when you think about it, it's a no-brainer innit?
We invented the wheel, hell, we had horse and carts to lug crap around way before we put man on the moon... yet it took us until the late 80's to come up with wheeled luggage, and even then it took an airline pilot (was invented in the late '80s by Northwest Airlines pilot Bob Plath) to figure it out.
I despair, I mean, we have some huge challenges ahead as a race, and, going by this earth-shattering lack of brains...we are screwed!