Xbox controller
Decisions decisions...But I'm sure she would rather have a hot cock onside her?
Girls? Cock or ferrari handbrake lever?
Don't forget the faulty CUCUMBER with the missing battery slot.. W... XDecisions decisions...x
Does it do the job??? Lol xx
I couldn’t shag a corn on the cob
Not even a plastic one???? Blindfold yourself and jump on xx MI couldn’t shag a corn on the cob
I’m only little, it’ll hurtNot even a plastic one???? Blindfold yourself and jump on xx M
It won’t, it doesn’t look that bloody big lol xx MI’m only little, it’ll hurt
NahIt won’t, it doesn’t look that bloody big lol xx M
Will let you know if i find one. They're selling like hot cakesDoes it do the job??? Lol xxM
I will have a look later if we go to Aldi lol xxWill let you know if i find one. They're selling like hot cakes
Oh yeah...did i neglect to say it was a dog toy?Found it in the dog toy section. Want me to pick one up for you lol xx MView attachment 88898
Yes pleaseWant me to pick one up for you lol xx M
You are too late, left the shop xxxxxYes pleasex
You are too late, left the shop xxxxx
First dibs on eating it after
Its plastic sillyFirst dibs on eating it after
You’re not supposed to eat that?! XxIts plastic sillyxx
You’re not supposed to eat that?! Xx
You calling ds beaver a microwave ?It will be fine, 7 minutes in the microwave should do it
You calling ds beaver a microwave ?
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