Do you need a polish with my duster ??Now I can't think you minx
N xxx
She never shows anyone her duster ?Already getting coal ?
I know. It's one of the reasons why I'm getting coal ?
Wouldn't mind seeing Pearlys duster ??
N xxx
mmm any time darling ? ?Do you need a polish with my duster ??
He's currently in Latvia and has delivered over 5 million presents xAre we there yet .... ?
Slacker ?He's currently in Latvia and has delivered over 5 million presents x
If he goes any slower,there will be no vodka left at mine xSlacker ?
N xxx
Everyone! Listen up!If he goes any slower,there will be no vodka left at mine x
I know there's 3 bottles under my tree, so if all else fails...? xEveryone! Listen up!
Skips is going to run out of voddy soon and that's a tragedy of the highest proportion. Please find it in your hearts to send this woman more booze ???
N
OMG you are watching it ?.....?He's currently in Latvia and has delivered over 5 million presents x
if she wants Santa to unload his sack for her .?... she going to have to slow down ??Everyone! Listen up!
Skips is going to run out of voddy soon and that's a tragedy of the highest proportion. Please find it in your hearts to send this woman more booze ???
N xxx
Stop perverting christmas MP ? xOMG you are watching it ?.....?
if she wants Santa to unload his sack for her .?... she going to have to slow down ??
What's the fun of it without a little kinkery fuckery? ??Stop perverting christmas MP ? x
Santa only cums once a year so his sack is going to be heavily loaded and leaving you a few deposits.... ermmm presents will be a big relief for him .... ?Stop perverting christmas MP ? x
It’s exciting isn’t it ?????? it’s in Africa ... but he may get held up at the Channel Tunnel ?He's now in Malawi.I don't know where that is,but he'll be in the UK in around 4 hours x
He’s only got an hour to get here ??He's made it to switzerland!! X
Nah I think he buggered up the time difference in Africa.He's about 2 and a half hours away xHe’s only got an hour to get here ??
OMG he’s late ?Nah I think he buggered up the time difference in Africa.He's about 2 and a half hours away x
You're only getting coal,because you don't believe.So won't matter to you ? xOMG he’s late ?
? your so mean ?You're only getting coal,because you don't believe.So won't matter to you ? x
Only believers get nice gifts though ? it's christmas law x? your so mean ?
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