Imagine you had arranged to meet your dream woman for a date and you were mega excited, what would be one thing that they could do that would instantly put you off.
Sounds a pretty valid reasonTelling me she was straight, would probably ruin it for me tbh ?
That's me out then fuck I thought the fur coat no nix combo would workYep being straight could be a problem
Bad breath
Dodgy dress sense
Stuck up, you know all fur coat an no nix
If nekkid then minkin ?
Oh and if dining then someone who can’t eat correctly. Can’t be doing with people munching and you can hear and see everything
Go on then. Dig your mink outThat's me out then fuck I thought the fur coat no nix combo would work
Only for someone who can appreciate it with no nixGo on then. Dig your mink out
That's skippy out ??????If she's got hairy armpits, an huge Adams apple that would definitely do it for me. ?
Living dangerously I think ??That's skippy out ??????
That's skippy out ??????
OK, next time I'll agree with Skippy ???Funny how no one says anything when she calls me an imbecile
Wow kevlar thought you were different to this lot ?OK, next time I'll agree with Skippy ???
Thats like saying Arteta is a good manager ??Wow kevlar thought you were different to this lot ?
??Smelling the BO from 20 metres upwind in a force 10 might be a put off.
Thanks for the back up ? ? xOK, next time I'll agree with Skippy ???
At the moment.....nothing #gaggingforashag Even if she was packing ...Imagine you had arranged to meet your dream woman for a date and you were mega excited, what would be one thing that they could do that would instantly put you off.
Whereabouts are you again ??At the moment.....nothing #gaggingforashag Even if she was packing ...
Not far as the crow flysWhereabouts are you again ??
Checking my bearings now ?Not far as the crow flys