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Vanilla v swinging/kink

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18 July 2015
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What are your favourite things to do that go from really boring to Uber dirty ?

I love my garden and am a big monty fan, I love Fridays when gardeners world is on

When it comes to swinging then the kinkiest experience would have to be scissoring, then a double ended dildo and his nibs head buried in two pussies ? poor sod was knackered

Over to you x
 
19 March 2015
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I was torn between which pussy to lick! It was like ping pong. ?? x

 
19 March 2015
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Okay so being more serious..
Fishing. Love it.. I really do, as and when I can get the time & the weather is an ally.

For me, I am quite easy I think. I enjoy you sharing me with a friend, playing pass the parcel with your mouths...
I also enjoy taking you from behind while your face is buried deep. ? xx
 

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Skippy01

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I enjoy doing my cross stitch, on a sunday afternoon while watching Columbo on channel 5.

And my proper kinky varies on a weekly basis.One week I could be pegging some bloke while wearing a high viz vest and a hard hat and getting called Kevin.And the next week I could be hiding in a wardrobe,to surprise someones husband.Most of my experiences have been pretty great.Especially with couples ? x
 

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18 July 2015
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I was gonna rate that funny for a second ?
 
19 March 2015
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What?
Oh…
Oh I say..?

alright then. ? x
 
10 March 2015
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Boring...Mart likes reading an gaming, and running around the woods shooting people.
Jayne knits and does craft crap.

Now, as to kinky --- oh boy....we could write a book, and to be honest, we dont even think we are that kinky compared to some lol.

There was the time at a couples meet, where they opened up their chest of perversion (yes, a proper chest, like pirates keep their ill-gotten gains in)...which was kept in their living room (!!), I think we kinda knew how things were going to go when one item on the top of the pile was a tub of lube called "Fist". Various toys were pulled out, and then a box with wires made an appearance! It was an Electro-stim machine, and they took great delight in wiring Jayne up, who loved it...I backed off when they wanted to try it on my balls!

Or, maybe it was the time when I restrained Jayne on the cross upstairs at Chams in Newport, blindfolded, and then invited passers-by to fondle, grope and generally play with her.

Or maybe it was the meet we had when Jayne tried out her new strap-on on a lady, this one having a dong for both the giver, and the taker.

Or the evening in Xtasia when Jayne was bent over a piece of equipment in the dungeon, and a nice young lady took up the invite to gently flog her pussy.

Or another evening in a club, where, for Jaynes birthday surprise, I got a couple of guys who she liked to help me make her airtight, and caught it all on camera courtesy of a helpful lady.

Kinky, us? Nah lol.
 

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9 November 2015
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Ok so it’s not unknown that I do love my “old skool Fords “ … I can be often found with my fingers in oily bits …can’t beat playing racing drivers it’s the best thing you can do with your clothes on …
When it cums to swinging, I love making a lady orgasm … with my fingers and tongue just the way they react to my touch … giving multiple orgasms until they beg you to stop ….
simple things but that’s what makes me happy …
 

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12 April 2021
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I WANT YOUR LIFE !
 

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I’m a Shakespeare geek, love walking especially when I have one of my 4 dogs in tow. …

on the other side …. I sell my used knickers and am very good at writing filth. I live watching glory hole porn and hope to experience it one day. As I’m fairly new there’s lots that I want to try : foursomes , mmf, DP, DVP, group sex , bukkake ( yes pearls in a walking porn stereotype ?) so any offers to assist in these areas gratefully received.
 

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25 January 2020
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Boring side gaming (PS4 & Switch) and cinema (cinecard and massive film collection) - cinema helps when not getting any action visiting places.

I had some great double dildo action last Sunday as part of a mammoth session, usually meet in middle from behind, but then also on backs facing, meet in middle hold and kiss whilst riding. So in the sheets definitely mild to wild, think it helps that I don't have a list of I'm not into you because xyz, if your horny, especially if your kinky, then I'll meet and generally have a fantastic time.
 

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Skippy01

Quiz Queen 2020
18 September 2020
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I hadn't had my 5 coffees so I wasn't sure I saw this correctly earlier ?.How did that business venture come about Livvye? ?? x
 

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12 April 2021
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I hadn't had my 5 coffees so I wasn't sure I saw this correctly earlier ?.How did that business venture come about Livvye? ?? x
It was basically a random conversation with a mate who joked about selling her knickers. I being the curious thing that I am looked into it and found a decent site. Paid for my Christmas one year. … don’t do as much now as I got bored of having to masturbate on demand into a pair of primark knickers …. X
 

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Skippy01

Quiz Queen 2020
18 September 2020
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What were you talking about,for that to drop into conversation? ?.Was it full on and creepy? Or was it just normal run of the mill stuff? X
 
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